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[aiseant]

Because the 2 kobolts left don't have access to bay12 anymore from their cave, since the last meagabeast ate the router.


Why don't I have any question when it's my turn to ask ?

[Button]

Why don't I have any question when it's my turn to ask ?

Because you aren't willing to just make some shit up.

Why aren't there any critters in DF that were real and went extinct? (Giant dragonflies don't count, they're way too big to be prehistoric giant dragonflies.)

[UnicodingUnicorn]

If there is no one to observe it, it did not exist.

How would DF come up with Philosophy?

[Max™]

I drink therefore Urist.

Should one ask not for who the Urist drinks, if Urist drinks for thee?

[Eric Blank]

Urist only drinks for herself. If Urist drinks for you, you must be Urist. Pat yourself on the back, have another beer, and report to the danger rooms immediately.

Why does Urist think she has to hold the llama while making the cheese? Why isn't she smart enough to just let go of the llama instead of spamming me with cancellation messages?

[Max™]

How is she supposed to make the cheese, with her mind?

How is she supposed to make the cheese, with her mind?

[Button]

How is she supposed to make the cheese, with her mind?

How is she supposed to make the cheese, with her mind?

Cheesemaking requires at least one functional [GRASP] body part. If you mod brains to [GRASP], then yes.

What pun should I have made there? I know there's a pun to do with grasping knowledge or ideas, but I'm sleepy.

[skyte100]

Who is Armok? Does he like cheese? If I like cheese am I Armok? Why is it not Armok, god of cheese? Does he slaughter people while contemplating the ineffable subtleties of cheese? How many socks does he own? Do they have cheese on them?

On a completely unrelated note:

How is she supposed to make the cheese, with her mind?

How is she supposed to make the cheese, with her mind?

What does mind cheese taste like?

[Max™]

I think it tastes like the stuff leaking out of my ears after trying to figure out what happened.

Should I have tasted that, and a corrolary: should I be worried that it tasted like blue?

[skyte100]

I think it tastes like the stuff leaking out of my ears after trying to figure out what happened.

Should I have tasted that, and a corrolary: should I be worried that it tasted like blue?

No. If it tasted like carp then you should be worried. That means have infiltrated the fort and will be out for blood. Oh yes. There will be blood.... And cheese.

[Max™]

Mu.

Where did your question go?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Cavern duty.

Why isn't there first aid?

[Skuggen]

Because the name implies that the dwarf would survive long enough to receive more aid later on.

Why does a reanimated clump of hair suddenly have a head to decapitate?

[skyte100]

Because the name implies that the dwarf would survive long enough to receive more aid later on.

Why does a reanimated clump of hair suddenly have a head to decapitate?

Because some of the hair came together to form a head shape and enslave the rest of the hair.  Upon decapitation, the hair dies due to infighting among the now free whiskers.

How dwarven is a dwarf the prefers to consume elven tears?

[arbarbonif]

Because the name implies that the dwarf would survive long enough to receive more aid later on.

Why does a reanimated clump of hair suddenly have a head to decapitate?

Because some of the hair came together to form a head shape and enslave the rest of the hair.  Upon decapitation, the hair dies due to infighting among the now free whiskers.

How dwarven is a dwarf the prefers to consume elven tears?

Pshaw!  Elven tears contain water!  Not very dwarfy at all.  You make a waterfall of them and enjoy the salty mist!

What is the least dwarfy waterfall?