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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 475033 times)

Uzu Bash

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3930 on: February 20, 2015, 08:44:20 pm »
Find a brook and hit it with a pick.

Kitten. Legendary climber. Fell down a ramp. Wtf?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3931 on: February 20, 2015, 09:58:45 pm »
Even the best of us make mistakes sometimes...

How are magma forges capable of forging magma-safe items?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3932 on: February 20, 2015, 10:57:29 pm »
Dwarven alchemy/!!SCIENCE!! has found a way to transmute magma to plasma, which is capable of melting even magma-safe materials.

Stomach syndrome presenting with noxious gas, cramping, and pain. What do?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3933 on: February 20, 2015, 11:38:15 pm »
Stop eating spicy food


Why don't dwarves make temples?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3934 on: February 21, 2015, 08:12:41 am »
Quote from: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on February 20, 2015, 11:38:15 pm
Stop eating spicy food


Why don't dwarves make temples?
The booze stockpile is practically a temple already.

Why do wild animals refuse to lay eggs when visiting player forts?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3935 on: February 22, 2015, 12:56:25 am »
Would you lay your eggs in a mysterious stinking hole in the ground full of alcoholic psychopathic midgets?

(^That is also my question)
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3936 on: February 22, 2015, 11:53:01 pm »
Yes they'll keep all the other predators out



Would you attack an alligator with two alcoholic friends and a hunting dog if said alligator tore the leg off your buddy who was out fishing and drowned to death while bleeding heavily?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3937 on: February 23, 2015, 08:32:38 am »
Probably, while feeling vengeful.

What if haze?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3938 on: February 23, 2015, 02:37:12 pm »
Probably everyone gets turned into an unstoppable super-zombie and all hell breaks loose.

Why can't you make dye from RL dye plants, like onions, beets, and walnuts?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3939 on: February 23, 2015, 02:40:32 pm »
Quote from: Badger Storm on February 23, 2015, 02:37:12 pm
Why can't you make dye from RL dye plants, like onions, beets, and walnuts?

Because I'm still working on the next iteration of my Plant Features mod.

Why is Dwarf Fortress so addictive?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3940 on: February 23, 2015, 02:53:12 pm »
'Because everyone secretly has a god-complex, this damn near the ultimate wish-fulfillment. ( Could be that it's one of the strangest forms of expression ever and all who play have a common bond, as if shared trauma, that whether they like it or not gives them a brotherhood of strange people who all speak in shared expressions and have similar memories... )

Is it possible to jump off a cliff and land in a tree? EDIT: And live.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3941 on: February 23, 2015, 05:14:20 pm »
 Yes, just not in Dwarf Fortress.

Why does everything kill you in Dwarf Fortress?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3942 on: February 23, 2015, 07:10:15 pm »
Nothing kills me in DF. But my dwarves don't often survive.

Wtf is wrong with these still stockpiles?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3943 on: February 23, 2015, 09:12:16 pm »
A necromancer has not raised the stockpiles from the dead, so they don't move.

I want magma ponds. Why can't dwarves haul magma in buckets?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3944 on: February 23, 2015, 11:05:51 pm »
Mojang patented buckets of lava.

Why is there no Dwarven pottery?
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