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[UnicodingUnicorn]

How did questions master the art of becoming invisible?

[Arcvasti]

Like this.

Why are the in-game gods all total douchebags? Seriously, they spend all their time cursing people and raising demons from the underworld to rule over goblin civs. And granting unholy secrets of undeath to people they know won't use them responsibly.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

It's all for the blood...

How would magic missiles look in DF's combat system?

[Badger Storm]

Like bolts, but colored funny.

Why can't you make stuff out of chitin, feathers, or scales?

[Aslandus]

Dwarves use every part of the animal, the parts that fall off the outside when they vigorously rub it down before butchery don't count.

Why can't anyone catch thrown objects?

[reality.auditor]

Why can't anyone catch thrown objects?

Too fast.

Why tame animals respect pasture borders despite no fence, guard dogs etc?

[Badger Storm]

Pasture is created by coating the grass in a hallucinogen that is absorbed through the feet or hooves.  As a result, the land outside the pasture appears to be a lake of fire that is infested with velociraptors.

Why aren't oysters found in fresh water?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

A lot more dwarf forts are found near fresh water than salt water.

Why haven dwarfs tried out a space program?

[Insert_Gnome_Here]

They Have.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=126669.0

Why do dwarves cook their drinks even when they are dying of thirst?
(When some higher power has not compelled them not to using the kitchen menu)

[The Big D]

Because the count mandated 9001 !!Dwarven Beer!! Roasts. It is made from finely minced dwarven beer, finely minced dwarven beer and finely minced elf tallow.

How do dwarves mince a liquid?

[Badger Storm]

They freeze it, then smash it with a hammer.

If dwarves love cats so much and get mentally ill so easily, why haven't they started using therapy animals?

[Vyro]

Urist felt less suicidal after being comforted by a pet.

Why do dorfs forge silver weapons but not silver armour? Ceremonial silver cuirass sounds nice. And every silver weapon other than the warhammer pretty much serves the same purpose already.

[Badger Storm]

Because silver is pretty darn heavy, such that it would probably be uncomfortable to wear.

Why are there no dwarven midwives?

[Aslandus]

Nobody ever has trouble with birthing, so there's no demand

Why haven't dwarves domesticated Elk birds?

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

They already aren't too into squiggly squak things


Why do dwarves birth children on stairways