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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 475104 times)

Aslandus

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3780 on: February 04, 2015, 01:36:10 pm »
It's not that they're taller, it's just that Dwarves are more insecure about it... or at least Elves think they are...

Why are humans called "medium sized" when they're the tallest sapient race in the game?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3781 on: February 04, 2015, 02:20:17 pm »
Because humans are also the most humble sapient race.

Which sapient race is the least humble?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3782 on: February 04, 2015, 02:21:59 pm »
The damn dirty elves, for lack of apes.

Why aren't there gorilla men?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3783 on: February 04, 2015, 02:22:58 pm »
Because gorillas are close enough to men it's redundant.

How can you get prepared dragonfly brain and similar items when embarking?
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« Reply #3784 on: February 04, 2015, 02:55:03 pm »
The mountainhomes have a dedicated team of fluffy wamblers who raise dragonflies and other tiny creatures for meat.

If vampires don't age, why does their hair turn white with the passage of time?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3785 on: February 04, 2015, 03:50:07 pm »
Malnutrition

Why do werebeasts attack fortresses when they almost always outmatched?
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« Reply #3786 on: February 04, 2015, 04:15:32 pm »
They reason that if they bite a few people they won't be so outmatched anymore.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3787 on: February 04, 2015, 04:56:33 pm »
Why is there no above question?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3788 on: February 04, 2015, 05:08:53 pm »
Because I either forgot or couldn't think of one a kobold stole it.

What is dwarven Valentine's day like?
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« Reply #3789 on: February 04, 2015, 06:12:16 pm »
Quote from: Badger Storm on February 04, 2015, 05:08:53 pm
What is dwarven Valentine's day like?

They probably probably get caught up in giving each other valentine gifts

Urist McTantruming throws the superior copper pot!
The copper pot hits Urist McOtherdwarf in the head, severing the part!
Urist McFriend is throwing a tantrum!

What's the best way to segregate a fortress that is half vampires half were-elephants?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3790 on: February 04, 2015, 07:25:23 pm »
Walls, though burrows are a decent second, at least until the full moon...

So do the vampires go in the top half of the fortress or the bottom half?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3791 on: February 04, 2015, 10:04:34 pm »
The top half. The mayor (and just about everyone else in charge) is a vampire, so when the decision was made, they were able to unilaterally decide to seal the were-elephants in the basement of the fortress until they kill each other off.

Why are the nobility the only ones who care about their own mortality?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3792 on: February 04, 2015, 10:08:37 pm »
They're the only ones to have that kind of spare time.

Don't have a question, give me a dwarven riddle.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3793 on: February 04, 2015, 10:49:03 pm »
If dwarven beer is hard and dwarven wine is soft, what is dwarven rum?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3794 on: February 04, 2015, 10:57:02 pm »
It's juuust fine. And here's another one.

All day long I just stand down, flip wrong lever - blood all around . Who am I?
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