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[Aslandus]

Your sacrifices are insufficient, insert more blood

How much blood is enough?

[GiantCaveMushroom]

It is never enough.

How much fun is enough?

[Baffler]

As much as you need to satisfy Armok yourself the people following your community fort.

Why won't dwarves use catapults to launch anything but boulders?

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Because there are better uses for elf corpses, like making bone bolts to make more dead elves, or serving elf sirloin to your dog.



Does an elf have enough bone to carve into enough bolts to kill another elf?

[Aslandus]

Depends how well you aim

How many times do you have to drop an elf corpse 30 stories before the dwarves will use their bones?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Depends on how high the necromancer coeffecient (Ñ^x) is.

Have the dwarves weaponised elves?

[GiantCaveMushroom]

They can always find more ways to.

We know elves eat the bodies of the dead, but what do they do with the clothes?

[pisskop]

Cut them into raw cloth and sell them to the dwarves as new.

  Why arent the elves at peace with rocs?

[Bumber]

Cut them into raw cloth and sell them to the dwarves as new.

Why arent the elves at peace with rocs?

Showing no mercy, rocs stole ‼lignite earrings‼ from the dwarves. What followed was inevitable.

Why aren't plump helmet men at war with the dwarves?

[Badger Storm]

Plump helmet men lack the opposable thumbs needed to wield weapons?

Why aren't weretortoises slow enough for anyone with working legs to run away from?

[FallenAngel]

Same reason why werewolves can't be distracted by pre-butchered meat - they lose some famous properties in exchange for massive destruction.

Why do dwarves take weapons they can't use properly, even if ones they can are available and of similar or greater quality?

[Vyro]

Why do dwarves take weapons they can't use properly, even if ones they can are available and of similar or greater quality?

Two words: bragging rights. And besides, all dorfs are brave, stupid and drunk 24/7, so that huge greataxe might look like an awesome idea until you actually get your mitts on it.

Why do dorven civs always favor one-handed weapons paired with shields?

[FallenAngel]

Because dwarves understand that, when magma-based destruction isn't an option, it's best to pair a good offense with an equal or similar defense. Plus, said great axes, when swung, put dwarves too off-balance.

Are dwarves immune to lead poisoning?

[Rotten_Karma]

Are dwarves immune to lead poisoning?

No, in sufficiently large quantities anything is poisonous, for example a mine cart rail gun filled with lead mugs.

Why are the alligators on my embark the only ones in the world afraid of dwarves and pigs?

[FallenAngel]

Because they had a traumatic experience with dwarfalligatorpig.

Why do elves mock dwarves for their height when dwarves can easily be taller than an elf?