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[UnicodingUnicorn]

The sky is the underbelly of a giant fish, which reflects light onto the ground below. You are basically hooking a giant fish.

Why fish, why not turtles for a reference?

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Because fish scales are much shinier and Armok does not like endless turtles.


Which are better spear dwarves or mace dwarves?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Mace is closer to magma than spear, so of course the answer is mace dwarves.

What is the closest word to magma apart from magma?

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

gamma
it has all the letters and proves that dwarves work with radiation

What would dwarves do with railguns?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Use them to transport stone.

What would dwarves do with minecarts?

[origamiscienceguy]

Nothing, since Batistae are soooo much more powerful.

How do dwarf necromancers know what the god is giving them, since all dwarves are illiterate. For all they know, their slab could say "HAHA, You Fell For It."

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Who cares? They have an army of undead.

Why do Siege Operators run away?

[FallenAngel]

Because - during the time spent operating a siege engine, the body, through unrelated means, gains resistance to alcohol faster than normal. The dwarves sober up prematurely, realize there's an undead hydra 10 tiles away, and give up.

[Nidilap]

Why do carp no longer do badass things?

[Badger Storm]

They tried to swim up a waterfall to become Gyarados, and when they failed, they pretty much just gave up on life.

Why can't you mill peanuts to make peanut butter?

[FallenAngel]

Because peanut butter's too human - peanut booze, on the other hand, is dwarfy.

Why are bitter melons inedible but their leaves edible?

[Findulidas]

Why are bitter melons inedible but their leaves edible?

Isnt that a bug? Thought a lot of the fruit/leaves issues where bugs.

[Badger Storm]

Nah, don't be silly.  Would you want to eat something so bitter it's in the name?

If drunians have hands, why haven't they invented anything cool using them?

[FallenAngel]

Because only things with cool beards can invent cool things.
Humans have rather cool beards, so their inventions are rather cool.
Dwarves have DWARFY beards, so their inventions are DWARFY.

Why does drinking liquids covering your body no longer restore thirst?

[Aslandus]

As any cat can tell you, grooming will not actually make you less thirsty (also, your skin is kind of salty)

Why do dwarves take the advice of cats?