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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 475314 times)

Quartz_Mace

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They don't return to their forums.

Why haven't we stopped it if it is happening?
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Because we are waiting for them to finish their artifact constructions
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Kyzer

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Why didn't Cryxis ask a question?

(That is my question.)
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Because we are waiting for them to finish their artifact constructions


Why are dwarves more retarded than an adamantine barrel.
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Adamantine barrels are the height of intellectual prowess and hence cannot be surpassed.

How would elves deal with the HFS?
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Badger Storm

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Eat all the demons.  Every last one.  Then they get really sick and die.  Both ways the dwarves win.

Why haven't dwarves figured out how to make regular bread like literally every Western society in history?
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pisskop

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Its called a biscuit for a reason, you.  Why waste what little grain they do have on just bread?

  Why don't dwarves overthrow the monarch and adopt a more communistic hierarchy?
Because communism definitely has a hierarchy
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Then who would be thrown in the magma? (This is also my question)
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Eric Blank

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They tried, and wound up with a monarchy. The monarchs eventually decided to stop lying and admit the truth of the thing.

They can always throw the monarch in the magma.

Why don't dwarves butcher livestock that died of natural causes, such as old age?
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Old age is such a foreign concept to dwarves that it seems like some strange and terrible disease.

How does a single shield stop a bout of dragonfire?
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pisskop

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The flame cant touch you if the shield is in the way/


How can adventurers carry and use 20 shields in combat as once?
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Quartz_Mace

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They interlock the shields to form a sphere and roll around in it.

Why doesn't everyone become a rolling ball of shields?
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UnicodingUnicorn

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They need to be possessed by forces unknown in order to lose the sanity to do so..

WHy is it so easy to slaughter a dwarven fortress in Adventure Mode?
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Aslandus

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It's impossible to prepare for a supersoldier's arrival without the mad mind of an overseer to lead the dwarves

Why don't the dwarves think with the mad mind of the overseer?

UnicodingUnicorn

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If they did, you would never know what hit you.

Where do fluids that go off the map disappear to?
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