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[Max™]

General agreement after the horrors which took place during the inaugural "Stuff a Wambler in Your Socks, Shoes, Gloves, and Pants Day!" was that it should no longer be allowed.

Why did ^that seem like a good idea in the first place?

[Quartz_Mace]

General agreement after the horrors which took place during the inaugural "Stuff a Wambler in Your Socks, Shoes, Gloves, and Pants Day!" was that it should no longer be allowed.

Why did ^that seem like a good idea in the first place?

Because we're DF players who use Fluffy Wamblers as anti-bronze collosus weapons.

Why do Fluffy Wamblers kill bronze collosi so easily?

[Badger Storm]

The stumble bumbling throws the colossi off guard.

How do fluffy wamblers procreate?

[Max™]

The stumble bumbling throws the colossi off guard.

How do fluffy wamblers procreate?

You don't want to know.

Do you really want to know?

[Graknorke]

Yes. Very much.

What happens at a Dwarven trade fair?

[origamiscienceguy]

The dwarves don't actually do any trading. They just call it that to keep the Humans and Elves unknowing of what really happens.

What really happens at a dwarven trading fair?

[Arcvasti]

The Dwarven Trade Fair is where Dwarves are traded, usually babysnatched ones. Its a big celebration in Goblin lands, because what is better then dwarven slave children for EVERYONE? Nothing, that's what.

How exactly does a kea lift an anvil, let alone one made of SLADE?

[Max™]

Keas have no concept or understanding of weight, which is how they fly with objects of ridiculous size in their grubby little bastardwhoredieyouscumbirdassholesjerkass claws.

What happens when a kea tries to steal a wagon?

[MaximumZero]

Keas can't actually steal living creatures. That's right, the wagons are alive. They just don't express it well.

What would happen if the dorfs didn't have perfect darkvision?

[Max™]

They'd stumble around drunkenly, walking into walls, vomiting profusely, and blindly striking out at passing dorfs.

Would anyone be able to tell the difference?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Nope.

Who would win if you have a good biome vs an evil biome?

[Aslandus]

Nope.

Who would win if you have a good biome vs an evil biome?

The unicorns would hold the line until one of them died, then get raised as a zombie and kill all its brethren, so evil...

Why are there so many evil creatures and only a handful of good creatures?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Unicorns and fluffy wamblers are too OP.

How powerful is a unicorn throwing a fluffy wambler?

[TheHossofMoss]

Unicorns and fluffy wamblers are too OP.

How powerful is a unicorn throwing a fluffy wambler?

Definitely more powerful than a fluffly wambler throwing a unicorn.

Where do the souls of good and bad dwarfs go?

[Max™]

That is preposterous, dorfs don't have souls, only beards have souls, and there is no such thing as a bad beard.

Where do the souls of good beards go?