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[UnicodingUnicorn]

Magma carp.

What sorcery does ToXey use to ask such deep and profound questions?

[Dwarf4Explosives]

The sourcery of X-lr-nklP'qern the GrATe.

Are magma carp carp that live in magma or carp that produce magma?

[Button]

Yes.

Why do forgotten beasts suddenly fight each other?

[Foxite]

The beard simply says "do this, pick up that, kill those things" and never tells them not to drink

I literally just spent an hour trying to find a way to cram that into my sig. I cannot possibly get any other quotes down there anymore.

[Wheeljack]

The beard simply says "do this, pick up that, kill those things" and never tells them not to drink

I literally just spent an hour trying to find a way to cram that into my sig. I cannot possibly get any other quotes down there anymore.

The answer to your signature problem is magma.

@Button They're not fighting. They're dancing. Badly.

Why is dwarf vomit green? Why not rainbow?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

What do you think they are, elves?

WHy isn't dwarf vomit the colour of magma?

[Aslandus]

Dwarves have tried drinking magma before, but it inevitably leads to the heat boiling away the precious booze from their bellies. The cost is just too great.

Why do dwarves remove the seeds from fruits if they can't grow the fruit?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Instinct. Fruits look like plump helmets.

Why are plump helmets the same colour as nobles?

[Knit tie]

Same amount of nervous tissue.

Why are forgotten beasts forgotten?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

They are like Titans without the paparazzi.

Why do Titans even kill things if they do not need to eat to survive?

[Quartz_Mace]

They are sadistic mass-murderers, like many Dwarves!

Why are they sadistic mass-murderers?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Armok created them. need I explain more?

Why are dwarves fixated with magma?

[Foxite]

As dwarves dig deeper, they will inevitibly stumble upon magma. Because almost every single fort or other dwarven settlement reaches magma before their fall(yes, even generated settlements!), they became friends with magma.

Why is Armok the dwarven god of blood and not the dwarven god of magma?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Magma results in blood but blood does not result in magma.

How does dwarven philosophy sound like?

[Foxite]

The answer to your signature problem is magma.

I thought about sigging this as well for a brief moment, but then I realized that the whole problem is that I can't.