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[UnicodingUnicorn]

No question above, so I'll ask one.

If animal cheese is made from animal milk, how is plant cheese made?

[Max™]

You really don't want to know.

Why do I know this?

[Aslandus]

You're the only one who can see it

Why do the dwarven caravans carry gremlin tears and blood from every animal?

[Ives]

Why do the dwarven caravans carry gremlin tears and blood from every animal?

Well, you see, lil'Urist, when mommy and daddy start arguing a lot, and daddy gets sad because his plump helmet is wilting, mommy goes to the Trade Depot and brings back special medicine to make everything better.

Why do my dwarves lose attributes so quickly?

[Urist_McArathos]

Perpetual alcohol abuse has destroyed the dwarven mind to the point they are all functionally amnesiacs.


How can the elves count how many mushrooms trees we've cut down?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

They don't, our dwarves gleefully tell them the exact number of trees they have cut down (see bookkeeper) to watch them cry.

Why don't elves cry when they see a tree being cut down?

[Quartz_Mace]

They do not mourn the death of a tree, not if they can avenge it...

Why do children kidnapped by Goblins never rebel against their captors?

[Aslandus]

Goblins are surprisingly good hosts, which kind of makes since considering with no rules, being nice to your neighbors is probably in your best interest...

How do dwarves manage to dig even the toughest of materials with a copper pick?

[wierd]

It's not the size of the pick, it's how you use it! 

What argument could a demon POSSIBLY make to claim a leadership position of a goblin civilization, through "Force of argument"?

[Deon]

"I WILL CUT YOUR LEFT SIDE OFF! Don't worry, you will be all-right.

Where do bogeymen go when a cock sings?

[Gentlefish]

Lore answer: Back to their own dark world, waiting for the time that both worlds overlap again at night.

Spoiler: I'm sorry answer (click to show/hide)

 Away from the terrifying singing genitalia

How can a dwarf feel triumphant of its own death? More importantly, why?

[Deon]

Because his soul returns to the pool of non-existant migrants and can start with a new set of skills, maybe even as a legendary cheesemaker.

Why do dwarves think that most of the events are inevitable?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

When you live in a fortress where a mad, unseen overseer tries to practice !!SCIENCE!! on you and do unspeakable acts beyond imagination, you kinda learn to have a "take-it-as-it-goes" mentality to life.

Why do other races think that most of the events are inevitable?

[thegoatgod_pan]

So I came back for the latest version and started messing around with setting up forts and later reclaiming them.  This is what greets me on reclaim of my first fort:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Apparently, my fort has moved up in the world. The farms are covered in cobwebs.  Literally. of the giant variety.

[Aslandus]

So I came back for the latest version and started messing around with setting up forts and later reclaiming them.  This is what greets me on reclaim of my first fort:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Apparently, my fort has moved up in the world. The farms are covered in cobwebs.  Literally. of the giant variety.

I think you got the wrong thread...

When you live in a fortress where a mad, unseen overseer tries to practice !!SCIENCE!! on you and do unspeakable acts beyond imagination, you kinda learn to have a "take-it-as-it-goes" mentality to life.

Why do other races think that most of the events are inevitable?

Their civilizations have lived too long, seen to much to believe anything cannot and will not happen...

Why do grazing animals feel the need to get into fights over patches of grass when they have a whole field to graze on?