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[Aslandus]

His corpse makes the water taste better

Why do my grates keep popping off the channel when the ice defrosts every year?

[Bumber]

Why do my grates keep popping off the channel when the ice defrosts every year?

They try to jump out of the water because it's too cold, but then their reaction gets delayed by being encased in ice.

Why do animals wear clothes when you retire a fort?

[Spectre Incarnate]

Cause they finally realized they were naked and ashamed when the dwarves threw all the clothing off and had one big orgy.
Also, that's been fixed for next release.

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--Stopped fort dwarves from throwing their clothes off into a pile during unretire after being visited by adventurer
--Stopped fort animals from getting clothing during unretire after being visited by adventurer

Why don't domestic and other select creatures have giant or animal men versions?

[Quartz_Mace]

Cause they finally realized they were naked and ashamed when the dwarves threw all the clothing off and had one big orgy.
Also, that's been fixed for next release.

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--Stopped fort dwarves from throwing their clothes off into a pile during unretire after being visited by adventurer
--Stopped fort animals from getting clothing during unretire after being visited by adventurer

Why don't domestic and other select creatures have giant or animal men versions?

Because, the animal men are the intelligent version of unintelligent animals. Domestic animals are already intelligent.

 What happens when you gen a world with 60+ known Forgotten Beasts and breach the caverns?

[Aslandus]

Forgotten beast party time

How effective are copper daggers for militia dwarves?

[TheHossofMoss]

Forgotten beast party time

How effective are copper daggers for militia dwarves?

Not as effective as iron daggers.

[Spectre Incarnate]

Not as effective as iron daggers.

Where is your question?! This must be the work of--

THE SHADOW! The Shadow?! The Shadow...

Wait, where did my question go?!

[TheHossofMoss]

Not as effective as iron daggers.

Where is your question?! This must be the work of--

THE SHADOW! The Shadow?! The Shadow...

Wait, where did my question go?!

I am what I am or are you what I am or what is you am I?

[Quartz_Mace]

Not as effective as iron daggers.

Where is your question?! This must be the work of--

THE SHADOW! The Shadow?! The Shadow...

Wait, where did my question go?!

I am what I am or are you what I am or what is you am I?

What is is what it is and what isn't has no place in the world.

Why do I speak like a philosopher?

[Aslandus]

It was needed and nobody else stepped up

Why do my dwarves refuse to sell artifacts to the merchants?

[ptb_ptb]

Doing so would destroy the world economy. Also, that ruby studded platinum scepter is just right for scratching his back in the bath.

Why can lungfish climb/jump so damn high?

[Quartz_Mace]

Doing so would destroy the world economy. Also, that ruby studded platinum scepter is just right for scratching his back in the bath.

Why can lungfish climb/jump so damn high?

Carp, there evolving! I told the maniacs Dwarven Scientists this would happen!

How did a poor puppy stranded outside my fortress just murder a wolf that attempted to eat it, alone and unaided?

[IndigoFenix]

Canine Kung Fu.

Why don't Forgotten Beasts attack each other?

[Aslandus]

The Forgotten Beast Coalition is a loose governing body for all Forgotten Beasts, both mighty and frail, which requires they not attack each other. It has saved dozens if not hundreds of Forgotten Beasts from the prior system, which involved fighting for dominance and inevitably led to a Steel or Adamantine Deadly Dust beast becoming the new Overlord of the World.

Why can Dwarves walk through water that has a depth of 3, but can only build in water that is 1 depth?

[Drewigi]

Because the foundation would erode faster.

How do ghosts die?