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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 466378 times)

Aslandus

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2760 on: September 12, 2014, 09:47:05 am »
His corpse makes the water taste better

Why do my grates keep popping off the channel when the ice defrosts every year?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2761 on: September 12, 2014, 08:38:24 pm »
Quote from: Aslandus on September 12, 2014, 09:47:05 am
Why do my grates keep popping off the channel when the ice defrosts every year?
They try to jump out of the water because it's too cold, but then their reaction gets delayed by being encased in ice.

Why do animals wear clothes when you retire a fort?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2762 on: September 12, 2014, 09:13:56 pm »

Cause they finally realized they were naked and ashamed when the dwarves threw all the clothing off and had one big orgy.
Also, that's been fixed for next release. :P

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--Stopped fort dwarves from throwing their clothes off into a pile during unretire after being visited by adventurer
--Stopped fort animals from getting clothing during unretire after being visited by adventurer

Why don't domestic and other select creatures have giant or animal men versions?

« Last Edit: September 12, 2014, 09:18:33 pm by Spectre Incarnate »
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2763 on: September 12, 2014, 11:06:52 pm »
Quote from: Spectre Incarnate on September 12, 2014, 09:13:56 pm

Cause they finally realized they were naked and ashamed when the dwarves threw all the clothing off and had one big orgy.
Also, that's been fixed for next release. :P

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--Stopped fort dwarves from throwing their clothes off into a pile during unretire after being visited by adventurer
--Stopped fort animals from getting clothing during unretire after being visited by adventurer

Why don't domestic and other select creatures have giant or animal men versions?
Because, the animal men are the intelligent version of unintelligent animals. Domestic animals are already intelligent.

 What happens when you gen a world with 60+ known Forgotten Beasts and breach the caverns?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2764 on: September 13, 2014, 01:08:57 pm »
Forgotten beast party time

How effective are copper daggers for militia dwarves?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2765 on: September 13, 2014, 01:54:26 pm »
Quote from: Aslandus on September 13, 2014, 01:08:57 pm
Forgotten beast party time

How effective are copper daggers for militia dwarves?

Not as effective as iron daggers.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2766 on: September 13, 2014, 04:23:20 pm »
Quote from: TheHossofMoss on September 13, 2014, 01:54:26 pm
Not as effective as iron daggers.

Where is your question?! This must be the work of--

THE SHADOW! The Shadow?! The Shadow...

Wait, where did my question go?!

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Quote from: Dirst on June 26, 2014, 08:52:56 am
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Quote from: IronTomato on September 04, 2014, 01:29:28 pm
Mister Adams,
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2767 on: September 13, 2014, 05:37:39 pm »
Quote from: Spectre Incarnate on September 13, 2014, 04:23:20 pm
Quote from: TheHossofMoss on September 13, 2014, 01:54:26 pm
Not as effective as iron daggers.

Where is your question?! This must be the work of--

THE SHADOW! The Shadow?! The Shadow...

Wait, where did my question go?!

I am what I am or are you what I am or what is you am I?
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Quote from: Staalo on May 30, 2017, 06:27:26 am
On the Fifth Day of Axemas, my love saved the fort from...
Five sieging Werebeasts, four Giant Dingoes, three sneaky Thieves, two drunken Black bears, and a Titan killing spree!

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2768 on: September 13, 2014, 08:47:28 pm »
Quote from: TheHossofMoss on September 13, 2014, 05:37:39 pm
Quote from: Spectre Incarnate on September 13, 2014, 04:23:20 pm
Quote from: TheHossofMoss on September 13, 2014, 01:54:26 pm
Not as effective as iron daggers.

Where is your question?! This must be the work of--

THE SHADOW! The Shadow?! The Shadow...

Wait, where did my question go?!

I am what I am or are you what I am or what is you am I?
What is is what it is and what isn't has no place in the world.

Why do I speak like a philosopher?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2769 on: September 14, 2014, 01:39:45 pm »
It was needed and nobody else stepped up

Why do my dwarves refuse to sell artifacts to the merchants?
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« Reply #2770 on: September 14, 2014, 02:10:10 pm »
Doing so would destroy the world economy. Also, that ruby studded platinum scepter is just right for scratching his back in the bath.

Why can lungfish climb/jump so damn high?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2771 on: September 14, 2014, 02:17:10 pm »
Quote from: ptb_ptb on September 14, 2014, 02:10:10 pm
Doing so would destroy the world economy. Also, that ruby studded platinum scepter is just right for scratching his back in the bath.

Why can lungfish climb/jump so damn high?
Carp, there evolving! I told the maniacs Dwarven Scientists this would happen!

How did a poor puppy stranded outside my fortress just murder a wolf that attempted to eat it, alone and unaided?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2772 on: September 14, 2014, 04:29:45 pm »
Canine Kung Fu.

Why don't Forgotten Beasts attack each other?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2773 on: September 14, 2014, 06:15:16 pm »
The Forgotten Beast Coalition is a loose governing body for all Forgotten Beasts, both mighty and frail, which requires they not attack each other. It has saved dozens if not hundreds of Forgotten Beasts from the prior system, which involved fighting for dominance and inevitably led to a Steel or Adamantine Deadly Dust beast becoming the new Overlord of the World.

Why can Dwarves walk through water that has a depth of 3, but can only build in water that is 1 depth?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2774 on: September 14, 2014, 07:02:32 pm »
Because the foundation would erode faster.

How do ghosts die?
« Last Edit: September 14, 2014, 07:26:39 pm by Drewigi »
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