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[Vyro]

Why cant cooks get the seeds out of the food first?

Dorfs just love dat extra crunch.

Why does Magma destroy m-proof doors only when they are unlocked?

[TurboSlug22]

Why cant cooks get the seeds out of the food first?

Dorfs just love dat extra crunch.

Why does Magma destroy m-proof doors only when they are unlocked?

Because they are maglocked otherwise

Why can dwarves carry an entire workshop worth of stone at once but can only haul 1 gem at a time?

[Tawa]

Because their arms change size depending on what they have to hold.

Why do goblins feel the need to kill the livestock of the dwarves?

[Aslandus]

Why do goblins feel the need to kill the livestock of the dwarves?

They believe that trolls are the only livestock anyone should use

Why do objects vanish when trapped in freezing water?

[escondida]

Freezing water veeeeeeery briefly oscillates in temperate right down to Absolute Zero. The water itself doesn't wink out of existence because of a little thing called thermodynamics, obviously.

Why don't dwarves allow philosophers anymore?

[Skullsploder]

Because the philosophers were leading he dwarves to self-awareness, and Toady the Great decided the world was not ready for true artificial intelligence yet.


Why do dwarves climb trees to escape giant birds?

[TheHossofMoss]

Why do dwarves not piss or poop?

[flabort]

Why do dwarves climb trees to escape giant birds?

Because the giant birds weigh too much and if they land in the tree, the tree bends and breaks and the bird crashes and dies.

Why do dwarves not piss or poop?

It is converted into beard, making their beards longer.

Why do parties never have any food at them?

[Bumber]

Why do parties never have any food at them?

Every dwarf brings booze, thinking someone else will bring the food.

Why is everyone so afraid of everything all of the sudden?

[int_ua]

Why do dwarves not piss or poop?

I've seen something yellow in the water after they were drowning and got out. Try channeling an aquifer several levels above a river.

Why is everyone so afraid of everything all of the sudden?

Obviously, because it is predictable.

Why don't dwarves hit anything else except head with a helmet after dozens of ineffective hits and just fall over-exerted?

[Gentlefish]

Why don't dwarves hit anything else except head with a helmet after dozens of ineffective hits and just fall over-exerted?

It was inevitable.

Why are cats naturally legendary climbers?

[mirrizin]

Because their claws are outlandishly large for their bodies.

Why did that goblin siege just turn and run after a horse dodged a bolt?

[Baffler]

Was it their horse? If so, it's because that horse is actually the demon in charge of their civ, and they don't want to risk it. If it was your horse, they figure if your random wandering critters are badass enough to dodge crossbow bolts, what the hell are your dwarves going to do?

Why do siege operators always flee before the enemy even if they can't reach them?

[Aslandus]

Why do siege operators always flee before the enemy even if they can't reach them?

The siege operators aren't running, they suddenly realized they need to reload and then forgot to come back

Why do dwarves fill the stone stockpile with a million chunks of clay when it can't be used for masonry or catapulting?

[Dunamisdeos]

Because you didn't disable it in the stockpile selection ._. ? It is a thing.

Why do mechanisms work.