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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 475934 times)

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2685 on: August 11, 2014, 03:54:06 pm »
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Only pansy elves take the easy routes through the forests.

Why do all the people my adventurer talks to constantly spit?
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Why is everything inevitable?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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« Reply #2686 on: August 12, 2014, 10:58:07 pm »
Because Armok wills it to be

why do people think that the beards control dwarves
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2687 on: August 12, 2014, 11:08:01 pm »
The beards told them so.

Why are my highly disciplined soldiers fearless in the face of the goblins, but terrified of their dead bodies?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2688 on: August 13, 2014, 05:39:43 am »
Because they just wanted to scare off the goblins, not kill them!

How do people even fail to see that certain rulers are demons? I mean, I find it hard to believe a five-limbed humanoid with four elephant faces and a scorpion tail was able to pretend to be a human.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2689 on: August 13, 2014, 06:06:02 am »
Who's pretending?  Everyone notices the demons, but only you obnoxious demi-gods with chips on your shoulders care.

Why is it, after no matter how many decades of sumptuous food, epic Halls and fabulous bedrooms is every Dwarf approximately 4 seconds and 1 missed meal from riot?

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2690 on: August 13, 2014, 06:11:33 am »
Quote from: celem on August 13, 2014, 06:06:02 am
Who's pretending?  Everyone notices the demons, but only you obnoxious demi-gods with chips on your shoulders care.

Why is it, after no matter how many decades of sumptuous food, epic Halls and fabulous bedrooms is every Dwarf approximately 4 seconds and 1 missed meal from riot?



Because the hippies didn't bring you sun berries after you murdered the first three sets of traders, and as a result your booze sucks.

Why is a dwarf's natural habitat "standing in precisely the wrong location?" I.e, standing on tiles being channeled, on the wrong side of walls being constructed, walking directly into webs for no readily apparent reason, wandering into pretty much every nasty in the caverns, etc.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2691 on: August 13, 2014, 11:07:03 am »
Dwarves secretly yearn to be rebels, but they are too lawful to do it in any way beyond standing in stupid places

Why do dwarves only need to eat twice in a season?
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« Reply #2692 on: August 13, 2014, 09:11:15 pm »
Quote from: Aslandus on August 13, 2014, 11:07:03 am
Dwarves secretly yearn to be rebels, but they are too lawful to do it in any way beyond standing in stupid places

Why do dwarves only need to eat twice in a season?
Time is very dorfy in fort mode. It's shorter.

What caused trees to be so much bigger all of the sudden?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2693 on: August 14, 2014, 01:03:32 am »
Elven majykz.

How exactly do you stack water.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2694 on: August 14, 2014, 05:27:30 am »
The same way you roast wine.

Why aren't the dwarves even actually aware of their patron god, Armok?
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« Reply #2695 on: August 14, 2014, 05:42:04 am »
Some of them are, they're the ones called "Stark Raving Mad."

What do dwarves use to encrust large gems with more gems?
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« Reply #2696 on: August 14, 2014, 06:41:14 am »
Quote from: Solon64 on August 14, 2014, 05:42:04 am
What do dwarves use to encrust large gems with more gems?

Gem-to-gem encrusting glue

Why will a dwarf cancel hauling a dead body to a tomb upon seeing a dead body on the ground
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« Reply #2697 on: August 14, 2014, 07:19:14 am »
Quote from: Mimodo on August 14, 2014, 06:41:14 am

Why will a dwarf cancel hauling a dead body to a tomb upon seeing a dead body on the ground?


Because his workload has just doubled before his very eyes and thus he's utterly shocked. That or he simply tripped over it.

Why would spiky wooden balls cost so much?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2698 on: August 14, 2014, 10:17:29 am »
Because they piss off elves, are largely impractical, and menace with spikes. It's the dwarfiest thing ever.

Why do dwarves let stuff beat them to death instead of retaliating?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2699 on: August 14, 2014, 10:28:08 am »
Because you didn't enable the Fighting back labor



Why cant cooks get the seeds out of the food first?
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