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[Blizzlord]

Because dwarves don't trust any booze that isn't in a barrel when they first see it.

How come we are so baffled about the dwarven world that 101 pages and 1500 posts form out of discussing it?

[Komra]

A world that allows such things as tiny people (that run on massive amounts of toxins, make tools from the bones of demons, and live as a facial-hair-based hive) creates a LOT of baffling events.

Why are demons little more than super-FBs?

[Monk321654]

Demon, Forgotten Beast, and Titan are really just racist slang made up by those three parties. They're the same in all but where they live. Titan sounds cool, Demon sounds horrific.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many elves does it squish?

[tahujdt]

If a tree falls in the woods, how many elves does it squish?

None, elf sites are still being reprogrammed.

How can dropping 1000 Seeds on a dwarf train his armor using skills and exercise him at the same time?

[pisskop]

You try jumping in full armour.

How was droping seeds on dorf never thought of before?

[DiezIrae]

You try jumping in full armour.

How was droping seeds on dorf never thought of before?

We had enough sexual innuendos to work with.

Where does a dwarven soul go after the body has been struck down?

[Scow2]

You try jumping in full armour.

How was droping seeds on dorf never thought of before?

We had enough sexual innuendos to work with.

Where does a dwarven soul go after the body has been struck down?

To the dining hall to throw a party.

Why is my mayor a naked tigerman?

[gbrngfol]

Same reason why this giants teeth are tangled:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

How do teeth get tangled in the first place?

[Megaman3321]

By eating too many rocks.

How does GCS shot web without spinner?

[darkgloomie]

Mechanical implants.

How can a manager hidden in his room issue orders and have them carried out even hundreds of z-levels of difference?

[Monk321654]

Standardized Overseer-Invisible communications line. Made from rocks.
They use Morse code to communicate.

How can imps stay on fire so long?

[misko27]

When they eat, they transfer the materials into small amounts of lignite, which they store on their bodies surface.

How do dwarves and invaders automatically know all current methods in and out of the fortress, no matter how far out of the way, and know instantly when they are locked?

[pisskop]

Dorfs are not quiet.  Theyre always mining and smelting and drinking and fighting and eating and partying and socializing and catsplosions and floods and dangerrooms and obsidians and...

Loud frakkin' dwarves.

What did dwarves do before alcohol was invented?

[TopHat]

Invent alcohol.

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[pisskop]

Why is it so hard to come up with new interesting WTFs?

DF is a land of mystery and wonder and death and {Gasp}  Why is there no disease in the medical sense?  No smallpox or plagues?