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[Komra]

The vengefulness that allows a ghost to form comes from latent, not active, feelings. Dwarven emotions are more suppressed than other races', so they are the only ones to form ghosts under usual circumstances.

Why do night trolls never produce a certain gender of progeny?

[DiezIrae]

Because they don't understand the concept of 'Gender'.

Why is an animated finger more dangerous than an animated arm (Damn, Necromancers...)?

[pisskop]

Think of all the places a finger could worm its way into... owww creepy.

How does an animated forearm move?

[DiezIrae]

It spins right round, right round.

Why can an animated Necromancer animate his own body parts?

[xeniorn]

Why not, really? He can animate almost anything else.

Why are the badgers so angry all the time?

[Mr S]

It's not so much that they're angry, it's just that honey badger don't care!

How is it that a dwarf will collide with himself while falling?

[pisskop]

You ever accidently punch yourself in the balls (or boobs ladies)?

Why aren't kobolds kept as pets?

[MasterShizzle]

Kobolds aren't kept as pets mostly because of the smell. They're intelligent enough to train, and that's the problem: they refuse to use a litter box because it offends their principles.

Why is copper a viable metal for making war hammers, but not lead?

[gbrngfol]

Since lead is quite a soft metal (like gold) it will shatter itself on impact against an opponents skull. Also have you ever tried to lift a lead warhammer? they weigh a ton.

How does the following wound even work? I really want to know.

[misko27]

Since lead is quite a soft metal (like gold) it will shatter itself on impact against an opponents skull. Also have you ever tried to lift a lead warhammer? they weigh a ton.

How does the following wound even work? I really want to know.

I'd like to know myself. You know you can use [alt]-[Prt scr] to just get a picture of the current window?

[gbrngfol]

Since lead is quite a soft metal (like gold) it will shatter itself on impact against an opponents skull. Also have you ever tried to lift a lead warhammer? they weigh a ton.

How does the following wound even work? I really want to know.

I'd like to know myself. You know you can use [alt]-[Prt scr] to just get a picture of the current window?

Tanks for the tip.

[Wrex]

Simple. he landed on a bump, which impaled his eye.


How does one make wooden chainmail?

[My Name is Immaterial]

You grow it with elven magic.

Why are dwarves so stupid in every way except how party?

[gbrngfol]

Simple answer. The Hive Mind only allows three intelligent thoughts: reproduce, eat and drink. A party combines all three thoughts into one Megathought so it's the only thing a dwarf can naturally do well at.

How do my war rabbits chew through steel just to hang onto a goblin's ears? Sorry no screenshot for this yet.

[pisskop]

Rabbits are raveneous.  Take this example of a trained war rabbit.

How come dwarfs can weaponize anything?