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[acetech09]

Tiles are as tall as they have to be. All but one have to lay down because ... well ... have you ever seen 99 dragons standing on top of each other?

[Ziga]

Tiles are as tall as they have to be. All but one have to lay down because ... well ... have you ever seen 99 dragons standing on top of each other?

good answer

what whould happen if magic got implemented to humans and elfs but not dwarfs?

[acetech09]

We'd just have to forge 20% more steel axes.

How can cats reproduce in a closed room indefinitely, even with no food?

[therealmarauder]

They eat vermin.

[Blizzlord]

Why did you not ask a question?

[WellBredMutt]

Because he is an elf saboteur.

Where did dwarves learn to make quantum-entangled mechanisms?

[Monk321654]

It is one of their many talents that has been passed down the dwarven family lines since Armok himself blessed them with it.
Dwarves aren't stupid, ya know.

What kind of weapon do dwarves prefer?

[misko27]

How is this not obvious? hammers and axes!

Why are elves so peaceful nd docile, but so perfectly willing to devour the flesh of sentients.

[Graknorke]

Because eating the dead is better than killing the trees and plants, y'know man?

Do dwarves do alchohol for recreation or do they have a literal need?

[Megaman3321]

Alcohol is the driver of complete catabolic breakdown of ingested food. Without alcohol, dwarves slowly become more and more lethargic due to inefficent metabolism of food.

Why is semi-molten rock unminable?

[therealmarauder]

As soon as the pick slides in, it cools the wall and the pick is instantly trapped.

Kobolds and others can avoid traps, but they don't path around them. Why are wagons the only creatures able to detect traps, and unable to move over them?

[acetech09]

Being the volumetrically largest creature in the game, they have an equally matched sentience level. They are the only creature in the game with a true sense of self-preservation.

Why was that question so oddly specific?

[GoombaGeek]

Being the volumetrically largest creature in the game, they have an equally matched sentience level. They are the only creature in the game with a true sense of self-preservation.

Why was that question so oddly specific?

Because self-referential humor is the true path to happiness.

If both beards and socks became sentient, who would win in a fight between them?

[tahujdt]

Magma.

How can dwarves make copper absolutely fireproof?

[acetech09]

Very carefully.

Can anyone elaborate on what he means?