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[Monk321654]

They taste like donkey shit and leave your teeth dark blue.

Why are dwarves so dark skinned? They live underground for Armoks sake!

[crazysheep]

Because all the mining causes stone dust to embed themselves in dwarves' skin, turning the skin a darker shade. Over time, their skin darkens further, and can rival even the best above-ground tan.

Why do tubers make beer and not vodka?

[Blizzlord]

Because vodka production was banned after the dimple cup incident.

Why must dwarven weapons have a blunt attack? The ones on the edged weapons are usually worse than just chopping with the thing.

[Firehawk45]

Dwarfes love hammers. Hammers are deeply embedded (is that a word?) into the dwarfen brain and therefor, equally which weapon you give them, their brain starts thinking "Hammer" and orders a blunt attack. Thats also the reason why they use their xbows for something else then shooting at the enemy.

I dont have a question, so its open to be grabbed

[Monk321654]

Do Hydra heads ever try to attack each other, or fight over food?

[Blizzlord]

While they might playfully fight with each other, they never inflict harm.

Why have the dwarven scientists not invented bread?

[ninja811]

Because why make bread when you could make more beer.

why do dwarfs just stand around when there's nothing to do?

[Firehawk45]

Because they are doing NOTHING. At this stage, they are not even breathing. all body functions are offline, and if they move while doing nothing, then its just like a pc user moving the mouse a little bit so his PC stays awake.

[tahujdt]

No question, so I'll go.
Why do dwarves use candy for sutures?

[Tsuchigumo550]

It makes them feel important, and they think it might hold up better than what those silly elves must use.

Why do tantruming dwarves auto-aim for the most important person in your fort?

[Corai]

They want to make you mad, there tantrumming for a REASON.

How is adamanite even mineable if it holds back demons?

[Blizzlord]

Adamantine repents the demons. The spire structure itself; however, is quite unstable and easily demolished with the right tools (copper picks).

Why has no creature in the game a death ray?

[Facekillz058]

Because we would try to weaponize it through Science.

Why cant i think of a question?

[Ziga]

Because we would try to weaponize it through Science.

Why cant i think of a question?

because you must of read all the posts in this thread and therefor, all your questions have already bin answered

why are dwarfs so awsome?

[Firehawk45]

They are dwarfs.

If elite Marksdwarfes can hit a toe with menacing precision, why dont they go for headshots?