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[Blizzlord]

Because the mothers were chased into the well with the giraffe, escaped, and then left their young to their fate.

Why are hooves actually deadly thunderhammers in disguise?

[misko27]

Because, Armok thought it would teach never to underestimate the ability of anything to kill you. NEVER.

Why is Urist McMigratorySiegeEngineer doing literally everyhing I have been begging my docters to do for 6 months?

[adasdad]

he who harms must learn to heal. sun tzu said that. and by sun tzu, i mean me just now.


How has a species as stupid as dorfs managed to invent metallurgy, let alone conquer the world?

[Monk321654]

he who harms must learn to heal. sun tzu said that. and by sun tzu, i mean me just now.


How has a species as stupid as dorfs managed to invent metallurgy, let alone conquer the world?

They're not stupid, they just have warped common sense, and high honor.
Digging out a pillar that is holding up an entire mountain doesn't sound like a bad idea if your boss tells you to do it.

Why are elves so evil? They're the only in game race with gender restricted positions.

[Blizzlord]

Because all the corpse eating has gone to their heads.

What happens when you splice together a dragon and a giant cave spider?

[Corai]

A cave dragon. They cant use webs or fire cause the fire burns the webs while breathing it, and the webs catch the fire.



Why are kobolds able to kill soldiers in steel armor?

[CaptApollo12]

A cave dragon. They cant use webs or fire cause the fire burns the webs while breathing it, and the webs catch the fire.



Why are kobolds able to kill soldiers in steel armor?

Armok wants you to know that no matter how dwarfy Urist is, !Fun! can still be had.

Why aren’t elephants as bloodthirsty anymore?

[jaxy15]

Armok showed them merman farming. They don't really care about anything anymore.

Where does the strength of the Giant Kea come from?

[Monk321654]

Armok showed them merman farming. They don't really care about anything anymore.

Where does the strength of the Giant Kea come from?

It's a giant bird.
It should probably be pretty strong.

Why don't Mountain Gnomes talk? According to the Raws/Wiki they're intelligent on par with other races.

[Broseph Stalin]

It's a giant bird.
It should probably be pretty strong.

Why don't Mountain Gnomes talk? According to the Raws/Wiki they're intelligent on par with other races.

When captured they have orders to give only their name rank and serial number.

Why won't dwarves eat the parts of animalmen that don't have faces?

[Rose]

because only the faces taste good.

Why won't dwarves jump down a perfectly safe drop by themselves?

[Urist McGyver]

because only the faces taste good.

Why won't dwarves jump down a perfectly safe drop by themselves?

Because there's no socks in there.

If dwarves make tools out of their beards, how can female dwarves forge items?

[Monk321654]

because only the faces taste good.

Why won't dwarves jump down a perfectly safe drop by themselves?

Because there's no socks in there.

If dwarves make tools out of their beards, how can female dwarves forge items?

Knuckle hair.

How can a massive tower be held up by a pillar of chalk?

[Urist McGyver]

That dwarven built chalk pillar was made by a dwarf, so it is as stubborn as one!

How can a legless dwarf mine (without two legs to counter the pick-stone-forcey thing)?

[Urist McGyver]

damnit