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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 474228 times)

Awessum Possum

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because everyone here is OCD and ADHD, and then complain when their dwarfs act similarly in game.


Yoink!  :P
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because everyone here is OCD and ADHD, and then complain when their dwarfs act similarly in game.
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Nan

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It is because elves want to keep a monopoly on wood. So they pay the dwarves to make stuff out of rock, and try to stop them cutting down trees.

Why did the elf merchants exit the map via the caverns in one of my fortresses?
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fergus

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Because it's a secret passage to the forest retreat.

Why don't constructed ice walls melt?
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BY THE GODS! THIS QUOTE MADE MY SIG BOX HAVE A SCROLL BAR! HAPPY DAYS INDEED!
BY THE GODS! YOU HAVE TOO MANY SIGS!

jaxy15

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Walls, when built, are sealed in thick fireproof plastic.


Why don't dwarves ever use their beards for combat? I mean, they can engrave walls and mince food.
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fergus

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They do, it's how they throw goblins 30 tiles into a wall.

Why does water move so slowly?
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BY THE GODS! THIS QUOTE MADE MY SIG BOX HAVE A SCROLL BAR! HAPPY DAYS INDEED!
BY THE GODS! YOU HAVE TOO MANY SIGS!

Tiruin

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Water is trying hard to be like its big bro, Magma.

Why don't dwarves hate Humans?
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Madventurer

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Because they are not elves or goblins (Or kobolds)

Why don't humans hate dwarves?
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Then he made grudge wit about 20 other dwarfs (still don't know why - perhaps they were stealing his chair).

peskyninja

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They do, their diplomat is just trying to be polite.

Why we play as the dwarfs?
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Burn the land and boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me

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MrWiggles

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Chuck Norris.

How much sodium is in dorf food? It can keep for years inside of barrels.
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Tiruin

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Enough to cause thirst in any other specie except a dwarf, that is why it sells high on the market. Nobody can get enough salt![Wait, you only said Sodium...]

How can anyone survive a seven z-level drop and still stand and walk away?
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Madventurer

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Elf Pillows.

Do beards control minds of the dwarves?
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Then he made grudge wit about 20 other dwarfs (still don't know why - perhaps they were stealing his chair).

Necro910

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Elf Pillows.

Do beards control minds of the dwarves?
EEYUP

How do elves survive world gen when dwarves could simply just magma the forest? Or collapse their villages? etc.?

Plutocrat

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How do elves survive world gen when dwarves could simply just magma the forest? Or collapse their villages? etc.?

Referring to a previous answer, because they have secret passages right through the circus of oblivion. Can dwarves dig underneath that?

Why do dwarves detest water laced with mud when everything around them, especially the food, is dusty from intense mining
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peskyninja

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Because mining does not generated dust.
Why plump helmets grow so fast?
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Burn the land and boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me

Thou son of a b*tch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, f**k thy mother.

Plutocrat

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Beards emit psionic waves to mind control plump helmet men into migrating to your fortress and falling asleep in the cozy mud, where your farmer finds them.

What happened to all the FBs made out of booze?
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