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[andyman564]

yes, but elves are the most irony resistant species in the world.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

How Does a dwarf fit the contents of an entire barrel in a single water skin?
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[Tevish Szat]

How Does a dwarf fit the contents of an entire barrel in a single water skin?
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Dwarves are not good at using barrels to their full capacity...

How does simply declaring a space a food stockpile prevent rotting?

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Germs arn't allowed in stockpiled space. they're burrow restricted.

Why do dwarves insist on walling themselves in?

[Komra]

It's their natural instinct pushing them towards clautrophilia (opposite of claustrophobia). They LUV dem small spaces. They do prefer the dark dank underground anyway, right?

Why will a forgotten beast/ other building destroyer break down a series of doors, and then stop at a measly bridge? (yes I know the whole buildings vs. constructions thing, it still doesn't make sense)

[Spaghetti]

Because instincts to avoid atom smashers is prevelant to all surviving species after the great atom smashing of year -122

Why do invaders or bandits seem only to have a breastplate and a helm? And nothing else?

[Tevish Szat]

Because instincts to avoid atom smashers is prevelant to all surviving species after the great atom smashing of year -122

Why do invaders or bandits seem only to have a breastplate and a helm? And nothing else?

They're coming to steal your pants and socks.

Why are snow HFS magma-proof?

[Liber celi]

Because it's special snow. From hell.
How can a goblin survive a ballista arrow to the chest? Three times in a row?

[GreatWyrmGold]

He is actually a disguised abducted dwarf.

Why do dwarves like stones and metals that they should not even know exist?

[jaxy15]

They were the only survivors of a clown attack, and liked the stuff.

Why don't dwarves ever make pop culture songs?

[Komra]

They have done so- rock music. It was a lot more literal in their culture, consisting of throwing differently sized rocks at variably sized skulls. The art was later dropped in favor of more conventional instruments.

Why do nobles often want a bunch of empty armor stands and weapon racks?

[Tersr]

They look nice.

Why do nobles hate their rooms, but if you add anything simple they love it?

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

They are obscenely materialistic.

Why human commander did you just stand there waiting for the 200 heavily armed and armoured dwarves to form up for their charge?
And Why oh noble goblin ambushers would you chose the very moment of said charge to reveal yourselves? The element of surprise doesn't allow you to overcome 20 to 1 advantage.

[acetech09]

Humans are prone to great ambition. He thought he could take you all easily.

The goblin ambushers misheard their commander say 'Holy shit! That's a lot of dwarves' for 'holy shit! Lets kill that lot of dwarves!'


Why can things walk across a brook, even though there's 7/7 water beneath it?

[Shurhaian]

The defining trait of brooks is that over centuries, they form a layer of semisolid foam. Once breached, this will take a similar amount of time to replenish, which is why channeling it away leaves an effectively-permanent gap.

Why do dwarves insist on stripping a corpse before bringing it back to the fortress for burial, instead of more efficiently stripping it after (or just burying the poor fallen dorf with all his/her possessions)?