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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 474567 times)

Stoup

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The syndrome is actually a swarm of small creatures, which burrow into dwarves' various organs to cause trouble.

How do goblins manage to get the symbol of their civilization on all their armor?
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Sscral

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They give tiny chisels to all of those babies they snatch.

How do dwarves mince syrup, rum, wine, etc.?
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A three year old just made an artifact doll from the skull of his dead kitten. I can only assume the mind control lasted past death.
"Look, mommy!  Now I can play with Mister Fluffles forever!"

flieroflight

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beards.

what would be the result of combining beards and magma to create magma beardmen?
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Someone already did it they're called :Dwarfs

Why a dwarf who felt 30Zs and then landed on a cat,has no injuries?
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Burn the land and boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me

Thou son of a b*tch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, f**k thy mother.

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Someone already did it they're called :Dwarfs

Why a dwarf who felt 30Zs and then landed on a cat,has no injuries?
As we are all aware of, cats have psychic powers. This is an example of psychokinesis.

Why do we all live underground?

acetech09

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Because the elves live on the surface.

How do vermin disappear and reappear at will?
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Necro910

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Because the elves live on the surface.

How do vermin disappear and reappear at will?
Because they're really just booze induced hallucinations. The REAL vermin are in your trading post.

Why aren't dwarves magma proof after thousands of years in thousands of wolds?

acetech09

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Armok doesn't allow evolution because he laughs too much when seeing whole fortresses die due to magma floods.

Why is magma hot?
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Broseph Stalin

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Because throwing elves into cold magma is just stupid.

Why aren't demons afraid of dwarves?

acetech09

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If demons were afraid of dwarves, Armok wouldn't have any fun by watching Fun.

Why do forgotten beasts made of steam end up at your fortress? If a giant cave swallow can take one down (and has in my fort… watched it come up to the FB and peck the FB to death), how has it survived for so long before arriving at my fort?
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DwarfOfDefeat

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Because the daddy was steam... and the mommy was a FB...

Why do most FB  sound phallic?
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries!

Alestom

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Because most of them are.


Why do dwarfs allow cats to live amoungst them?
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If I had my time again, I know Id be a fighting man

In far Malay or Vietnam, Though I am more a lover

MaximumZero

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Because most of them are.


Why do dwarfs allow cats to live amoungst them?

The cats allow the dwarves to live with them.

What would FB meat taste like?
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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Angel Of Death

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Everything and nothing at the same time

Why are there six-legged quadrupeds?
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Necro910

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Everything and nothing at the same time

Why are there six-legged quadrupeds?
Because they only use four (Quadru-) for walking (-ped).

The other two are for tearing the skull through the brain, and tearing a tendon.
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