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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 467408 times)

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #210 on: August 21, 2011, 11:15:38 am »
The syndrome is actually a swarm of small creatures, which burrow into dwarves' various organs to cause trouble.

How do goblins manage to get the symbol of their civilization on all their armor?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #211 on: August 21, 2011, 12:06:33 pm »
They give tiny chisels to all of those babies they snatch.

How do dwarves mince syrup, rum, wine, etc.?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #212 on: August 21, 2011, 02:14:38 pm »
beards.

what would be the result of combining beards and magma to create magma beardmen?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #213 on: August 21, 2011, 04:59:50 pm »
Someone already did it they're called :Dwarfs

Why a dwarf who felt 30Zs and then landed on a cat,has no injuries?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #214 on: August 21, 2011, 05:11:41 pm »
Quote from: peskyninja on August 21, 2011, 04:59:50 pm
Someone already did it they're called :Dwarfs

Why a dwarf who felt 30Zs and then landed on a cat,has no injuries?
As we are all aware of, cats have psychic powers. This is an example of psychokinesis.

Why do we all live underground?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #215 on: August 21, 2011, 05:36:32 pm »
Because the elves live on the surface.

How do vermin disappear and reappear at will?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #216 on: August 21, 2011, 05:40:20 pm »
Quote from: acetech09 on August 21, 2011, 05:36:32 pm
Because the elves live on the surface.

How do vermin disappear and reappear at will?
Because they're really just booze induced hallucinations. The REAL vermin are in your trading post.

Why aren't dwarves magma proof after thousands of years in thousands of wolds?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #217 on: August 21, 2011, 05:42:26 pm »
Armok doesn't allow evolution because he laughs too much when seeing whole fortresses die due to magma floods.

Why is magma hot?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #218 on: August 21, 2011, 06:00:16 pm »
Because throwing elves into cold magma is just stupid.

Why aren't demons afraid of dwarves?
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« Reply #219 on: August 21, 2011, 06:03:04 pm »
If demons were afraid of dwarves, Armok wouldn't have any fun by watching Fun.

Why do forgotten beasts made of steam end up at your fortress? If a giant cave swallow can take one down (and has in my fort… watched it come up to the FB and peck the FB to death), how has it survived for so long before arriving at my fort?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #220 on: August 21, 2011, 07:24:48 pm »
Because the daddy was steam... and the mommy was a FB...

Why do most FB  sound phallic?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #221 on: August 21, 2011, 07:46:15 pm »
Because most of them are.


Why do dwarfs allow cats to live amoungst them?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #222 on: August 21, 2011, 11:02:06 pm »
Quote from: Alestom on August 21, 2011, 07:46:15 pm
Because most of them are.


Why do dwarfs allow cats to live amoungst them?

The cats allow the dwarves to live with them.

What would FB meat taste like?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #223 on: August 21, 2011, 11:08:14 pm »
Everything and nothing at the same time

Why are there six-legged quadrupeds?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #224 on: August 21, 2011, 11:19:50 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on August 21, 2011, 11:08:14 pm
Everything and nothing at the same time

Why are there six-legged quadrupeds?
Because they only use four (Quadru-) for walking (-ped).

The other two are for tearing the skull through the brain, and tearing a tendon.
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