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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 475421 times)

DeKaFu

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #75 on: August 13, 2011, 12:26:54 am »
Because you don't need a heat source to mince things.

Why can you train giant hunting bats but not giant war bats?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #76 on: August 13, 2011, 02:15:39 am »
Because that's a goblin-exclusive thing to do, bringing giant bats and giant cave swallows to war.

Why do toy hammers weigh more than war hammers, if both are made of the same metal?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #77 on: August 13, 2011, 05:52:04 am »
Because toy hammers are decorated and regular hammers are not. (At least that is how it is in my mind.)

Why don't goblins attack my fortress? Im at 120 dwarves and the fortress is valued at over 100 million. Is it the magma flood outside?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #78 on: August 13, 2011, 06:04:37 am »
They're probably allergic to dwarves.

Why don't dwarves eat fungiwood?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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« Reply #79 on: August 13, 2011, 08:27:20 am »
Because it tastes like the asshole of a kobold.

Why are five of six Dwarfs who fall one z-level unharmed, stunned at most, but the last one heavily wounded?
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« Reply #80 on: August 13, 2011, 08:29:57 am »
He landed funny.

Why is it that dwarven helms do not protect the face?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #81 on: August 13, 2011, 08:58:47 am »
Quote from: (name here) on August 13, 2011, 08:29:57 am
He landed funny.

Why is it that dwarven helms do not protect the face?
they must have openface helms, to permit the beards to swing freely.

why do dwarves love running around in the buff?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #82 on: August 13, 2011, 09:34:06 am »
Who doesn't?

Why are rubys found in bauxite?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on January 01, 2012, 03:37:32 pm
Shooting something made of a semi hard metal with no organs is a fucking stupid idea anyway.

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #83 on: August 13, 2011, 09:39:16 am »
Because rubies are actually mostly aluminum oxide.

Why don't the plump helmet men start their own society?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #84 on: August 13, 2011, 10:06:52 am »
Because to get the seeds to reproduce they must smash their own heads open.


Why are roc's so easy to kill despite being so massive?

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Quote from: Urist Da Vinci on July 19, 2011, 11:40:21 pm
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« Reply #85 on: August 13, 2011, 10:08:00 am »
Huge hearts?

Why can't FB use webs if they have them?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on January 01, 2012, 03:37:32 pm
Shooting something made of a semi hard metal with no organs is a fucking stupid idea anyway.

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« Reply #86 on: August 13, 2011, 10:21:13 am »
Quote from: Tersr on August 13, 2011, 10:08:00 am
Huge hearts?

Why can't FB use webs if they have them?

They don't have a silk type defined in their raws.

Why do dwarves take a break from a party to have a drink?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #87 on: August 13, 2011, 10:42:20 am »
Quote from: Urist Da Vinci on August 13, 2011, 10:21:13 am
Quote from: Tersr on August 13, 2011, 10:08:00 am
Huge hearts?

Why can't FB use webs if they have them?

They don't have a silk type defined in their raws.

Why do dwarves take a break from a party to have a drink?

Because they need to take a break from drinking at the party to drink.

Referring to a previous answer, how would dwarves know what a kobold's ass tastes like?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #88 on: August 13, 2011, 10:45:17 am »
Dwarven torture.

Why don't dwarves eat dimple cups?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #89 on: August 13, 2011, 12:22:44 pm »
Quote from: jaxy15 on August 13, 2011, 10:45:17 am

Why don't dwarves eat dimple cups?
Would you eat a tube of paint?




Why does my game crash?  :(
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