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[CaptainMcClellan]

I went to college.

Even though I don't mind, what causes nethercap to maintain an eternally stable temperature?

[pisskop]

Armok found that without their chilling influence the world was burned by the SMR before proper blood could be spilled.

Why don't dwarves get their beards chopped off in combat?  I've seen noses, ear, pinkies, and now genitalia; but not hair.

[Button]

Why don't dwarves get their beards chopped off in combat?  I've seen noses, ear, pinkies, and now genitalia; but not hair.

Hair is currently modeled as a tissue layer, not an appendage. This means that while hair can be cut into, it can't be cut off, similar to skin.

Why does my firewall think the old location of the DFFD is a porn site?

[Quartz_Mace]

Why don't dwarves get their beards chopped off in combat?  I've seen noses, ear, pinkies, and now genitalia; but not hair.

Hair is currently modeled as a tissue layer, not an appendage. This means that while hair can be cut into, it can't be cut off, similar to skin.

Why does my firewall think the old location of the DFFD is a porn site?

Dear God what save did you upload?

Why doesn't my firewall block porn sites?

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Because you are an acid worshipped of at he goddess of lust?



What are you searching to get porn sites?

[Quartz_Mace]

Greek Mythology.

Why are we still talking about porn?

[pisskop]

Because Human Religious Leaders have subtly suggestive names.

  Why does Building a floor over a tree cause a crash?

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Because branches can't support that kind of weight.

How can a giant bat kill my marked dwarves so easily?

[Bumber]

Because branches can't support that kind of weight.

How can a giant bat kill my marked dwarves so easily?

Because of Al Capone.

Just what is it that dwarves do when they're on break?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

They vent the excess alcohol fumes in their body, a process which takes considerable effort, which is why they tend to stand around.

Why don't dwarves drink milk?

[Bouchart]

Could someone explain why every single prepared meal in my fortress is now the property of my mayor-swordsdwarf?  We're talking 12,000 roasts here.

[Antikythera]

He is planning on starting a family restaurant named Mayor McCheeses.

Why when I build a stone stockpile with minecart stop in a 50x50 room full of stone does urist mcwheelbarrow decide to walk 100 squares (past the destination stop) to haul ore to the stockpile?

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

Minecarts aren't precise, and dwarves have OCD when it comes to handling stone.

What are the requirements for a dwarf to evolve into a giant sponge, which as we all know, is the final form of the Beard?

[Aslandus]

Why don't dwarves drink milk?

All dwarves are lactose intolerant, but cheese is so tasty they can't resist eating it anyway

What are the requirements for a dwarf to evolve into a giant sponge, which as we all know, is the final form of the Beard?

They have to soak in sponge flesh mixed with salt water for ten years without dying, at which point they become sedentary and immune to the hypnosis of the cat overlords... and drowning...

Why does nobody care about the cave troll wandering through the dining hall?

[Vyro]

Why does nobody care about the cave troll wandering through the dining hall?

Oh, he's just looking for a bathroom so nobody minds him.

Why is a cave troll looking for a bathroom inside your perimeter?