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[Eric Blank]

So that a single tomcat locked away in the caverns can't impregnate all 47 of your female cats up in the fortress with spores and generate 148 kittens to devour your fps.

Why, then, do cats still manage to breed so goddamn much!?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Meat. Lots of it.

How do pigs survive without food?

[origamiscienceguy]

They eat everything that bridges had ever atom-smashed.

Where does the stuff dwarves eat go? After they are at max fatness?

[Knit tie]

It is stored inside their bodies and then combined with alcohol to form a combustible fuel that powers the dwarf.

Why are my soldiers all missing their left boots?

[Aslandus]

They only care about their right feet

Why don't dwarves have fishing poles?

[FallenAngel]

Like with other actions, such as engraving, gem cutting, and butchery, they use their beards. In the case of fishing, it is used as a net; the food fragments that fall into the beard act as bait.

When will dwarves learn how to break walls with beardforce?

[origamiscienceguy]

Never, since only dwarven children seem to be able to deconstruct walls.

[Quartz_Mace]

Why is there no above question?

[FallenAngel]

Because many people forget. Don't worry, happens to the best of us.

Why are dwarves extremely socialist?

[Aslandus]

They don't seem to have a problem doing any type of work they are assigned to, why worry about incentives?

Why does everyone feel vengeful against ravens?

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Because they stole Urist's eyeball before I could get his body to the tomb.


Why can I find a freaking cavern?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Because it is a giant freaking piece of empty space in a mile of rock. Those are kinda conspicuous you know?

Why can't we embark entirely on mountains?

[Badger Storm]

What's the point of leaving the mountains just to embark on mountains in a different location?

Why can't we use stepladders to rescue those morons who get themselves stuck in trees?

[Quartz_Mace]

We can't stop natural selection.

Why can't we stop natural selection?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Because that is the nature of things.

Why did this thread almost die?