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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 475288 times)

UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3495 on: December 31, 2014, 02:14:01 am »
Ice-related megaprojects. Infinite sand. Merpeople.

Why is merpeople genocide more horrifying than unicorn genocide?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3496 on: December 31, 2014, 04:44:45 am »
Unicorns can fight back.

How can a single monarch butterfly brain function as a full course meal?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3497 on: December 31, 2014, 04:50:37 am »
The question you should be asking is why are DF portions so small.

How do night trolls sustain on protein?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3498 on: January 01, 2015, 11:40:33 pm »
They make like an elf... and CANNIBALIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why do the elves cannibalize?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3499 on: January 01, 2015, 11:57:47 pm »
They understand what dwarves do not: elves are delicious

Why won't dwarves eat elves?
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« Reply #3500 on: January 01, 2015, 11:59:51 pm »
Because elves are snobby, worthless, trash heaps.


How do Titans and Forgotten Beasts work biologically?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3501 on: January 02, 2015, 06:06:26 am »
Made of steel and the like could be just metaphors in describing the strength of the creature. Otherwise, magic.

How do you differentiate a titan, forgotten beast and demon?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3502 on: January 02, 2015, 07:14:17 am »
One lives above the ground or in a shallow hole below it. One lives far underneath the ground. And one isn't really a threat at all.

Why do minecart and jump physics seem to work differently?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3503 on: January 02, 2015, 03:00:39 pm »
Because minecarts have wheels and jumping creatures have legs.

Why do dwarves enjoy eating pure tallow so much?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3504 on: January 02, 2015, 08:40:57 pm »
They don't, really. Such is life.

How is grown wood made?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3505 on: January 02, 2015, 08:45:50 pm »
The elves caress the tree and eventually the wood responds by trying to prick them.  This growth is then harvested.

Why isn't there good weather?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3506 on: January 02, 2015, 09:19:37 pm »
It's called rain.

Why isn't there savage weather?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3507 on: January 03, 2015, 04:40:21 pm »
Global warming doesn't exist yet, so there's no difference between weather over civilization and not over civilization...

Why is glass so good?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3508 on: January 04, 2015, 01:29:38 am »
It's shiny, and dwarves like shiny.

Why does fire clay make stoneware but other clay make earthenware?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3509 on: January 04, 2015, 05:50:30 am »
Stone is dwarfy. Fire is dorfy. Therefore, fire results in stone.

How do dwarves navigate my fortress, despite the fact that they have no way of seeing as much as I can as overseer and the fact that even so I still get lost?
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