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[Legendary Emu]

They naturally grow in various forms of Forumite, e.g Redditite, 4chanite.

How do you mince milk?

[Aslandus]

Very carefully

How do the caravans get back to mountainhome from my island fortress?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

The caravans are just an illusion caused by the manifestation of the greater will of the common dwarven hivemind in the mountainhomes that retain the information and are dispelled the moment they leave the edge of the map.

What happens if dwarves obtained a Sentry Gun?

[Quartz_Mace]

The caravans are just an illusion caused by the manifestation of the greater will of the common dwarven hivemind in the mountainhomes that retain the information and are dispelled the moment they leave the edge of the map.

What happens if dwarves obtained a Sentry Gun?

Dwarf'pocalsypse

What happens if Elves get a Sentry Gun?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

They will wage an unending war against the ones whom they obtained it for because surely something as fancy as that has to have wood in it, right?

Why hasn't anyone tried selling the HFS to caravans?

[Quartz_Mace]

They will wage an unending war against the ones whom they obtained it for because surely something as fancy as that has to have wood in it, right?

Why hasn't anyone tried selling the HFS to caravans?

Human DF players aren't Dorfy enough.

Why don't we have Dwarf DF players?

[Dwarf4Explosives]

How do you know we don't?

Why aren't there dwarf smileys on these forums?

[VoxieG]

Because the proud Dwarven race mustn't be degraded to the point of being used as mere smileys!

What does sewer brew taste like?

[Arx]

It's quite tasty, with earthy overtones masking a mild potato body and a smooth texture. It has a slightly nutty aftertaste.

How do humans find enough native silver and gold to build entire cities from them?

[Madman198237]

Simple: They trade the Dwarves for....um.....we don't actually know where they get the metal to make the metal things they sell to dwarves for metal. We think that it may be a bug in Armok's coding, but we don't say things like that, because OH NOOOOO---*Splat*

What would happen if a dwarf insulted Armok in fortress mode?

[Loyal]

Armok can afford to be patient. He can just wait till the dwarf inevitably dies before exacting his punishment in the hereafter.

Despite many embarks on sedimentary layers, I haven't dug up a single ounce of iron ore, quite literally in two years, outside of the odd Hematite vein in cavern layers. Where is it all hiding?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

The iron has been mined out by prehistoric dwarves a long long time ago.

How do I manage to be the first post at the top of the page three pages in a row?

[VoxieG]

You do it on purpose; it has been part of your master plan to achieve e-fame.

Why do seaside fortresses always flood after abandoning or retiring?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

The sea dwarves see an abandoned brand new piece of prime real estate and move forward to reclaim it. However, they discover they can't breath on land and hence flood the fortress.

Why don't we see any sea dwarves?

[VoxieG]

Their existence is guarded from the public by the Dwarven Illuminati.

Why do dwarves keep embarking on expeditions to frozen wastelands, scorching deserts, and uninhabited islands?