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[VoxieG]

Dwarven doctors are actually collectively members of a doomsday cult, and your doctor wants to get rid of your strands so that you will have to mine more adamantine.

Why are the undead creatures so powerful?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

If they were not they would be dead.

Why haven't dwarves weaponised the HFS?

[VoxieG]

Because that would be sensible, and sensibility is the enemy of fun, a key component in the HFS.

Why don't the elves bring along any caravan guards?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

That would discourage us from slaughtering their caravan and stop them from declaring wars on us.

What happens if you seal the elven diplomat in a windowed glass chamber and flood the surrounding forest with magma?

[origamiscienceguy]

They wouldn't care. But if you chop one tree down with an axe... (redacted)

What's 10+9?

[Dwarf4Explosives]

42. The one thing that is fundamental about life, the universe, and everything is that it's really, really bad at math.

Why are anatomical descriptions of fossils so complicated?

[Baffler]

Urist McPaleontologist is very thorough when recording his observations. He also has a habit of presenting his speculations as fact.

How does a single tile of clay produce enough boulders to construct a city?

[kopout]

Dwarves only remove the top when they gather clay and their's always a top so they can always harvest clay.

why don't any plants grow on the beach?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

At night, marine dwarves go upon the shoreline to gather all the nearby plants. The current bare landscape is a result of overharvesting.

Why doesn't burning sulphur produce miasma?

[Aslandus]

Dwarves think burning sulphur smells like snacks, not rotting...

Why does milling wheat produce seeds? Aren't the seeds what gets ground up?

[kopout]

Maybe the way humans do it, dwarves use the whole plant except the seeds.

What are puring maggots the larva of?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Purring cats.

Why is this thread under DF Dwarf Mode Discussion but the What would Urist do thread under DF General Discussion?

[Baffler]

Both threads leaked out of FG&RP, and in keeping with normal fluid dynamics have spread out evenly throughout the available volume.

Where do the mules you can embark with come from when horses and donkeys won't breed in fort mode?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

The elves. Surely such dark and fell things can only come from them.

What about humans?

[Quartz_Mace]

You don't want to know. It's why they're so messed up.

Where do Trolls come from?