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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 465999 times)

pisskop

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3420 on: December 20, 2014, 06:14:27 pm »
They're really hanging onto the air above.

Why aren't there Ghouls in DF?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3421 on: December 20, 2014, 06:19:34 pm »
Who needs ghouls when you have zombies of every kind wandering about on the surface while your population is cowering in tunnels underground?

Is there a reason nobles choose whoever they choose to go to prison?

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3422 on: December 20, 2014, 07:30:02 pm »
Nobles have very sensitive noses, so they always try to remove the stinkiest dwarves from society.

How big would a giant blue whale be?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3423 on: December 20, 2014, 07:51:38 pm »
Each individual cell is a Large world.

Why do moody dwarves always ask for the one material you don't have?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3424 on: December 20, 2014, 08:23:43 pm »
Because you always cave and get it for them.

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3425 on: December 20, 2014, 09:30:10 pm »
Urist has become so attached to his/her her divinely inspiring creating that they must live on!

Why don't all my Dwarves make an artifact so sanity isn't an issue?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3426 on: December 21, 2014, 12:21:29 am »
Because cure is always better than prevention....right?

Why isn't brass considered weapons grade?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3427 on: December 21, 2014, 09:11:29 pm »
Because then sphalerite would actually be useful, defeating the purpose of its existence.

What mode of transportation do migrants use to get to your fort?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3428 on: December 21, 2014, 09:24:34 pm »
Teleportation. The Mountainhomes actually conceal vast teleportation chambers.

Why don't we see anything fun in the caverns in adventure mode?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3429 on: December 21, 2014, 09:26:35 pm »
Catapult, but they always miss the region by a kilometer or so and have to walk the rest of the way
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You aren't interesting enough to attract cavern horrors alone, fun demands vast amounts of wealth and booze to be concentrated to draw its attention

Why aren't migrants parched for booze when they arrive?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3430 on: December 21, 2014, 09:35:21 pm »
Before they teleport they eat a meal.  Which is why they throw up all over the entrance hall

  Why do all the dwarves decide to migrate to The Necrotic Barbs of Evil Terrifyingland?  You think the name would be a turnoff . . . :-\
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3431 on: December 21, 2014, 10:09:23 pm »
The thing is, no one actually understands Dwarvish, they just smile and nod upon hearing the name.

Why don't dwarves emigrate from player fortresses?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3432 on: December 21, 2014, 11:00:17 pm »
They're not allowed to leave.

What the hell is up with feather trees?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3433 on: December 22, 2014, 12:18:48 am »
They're the thing elven scientists have been looking for, the missing link between tree and animals.

Why do elves even have scientists?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #3434 on: December 22, 2014, 02:00:57 am »
They don't, actually. They just really hope their crazy hippie preachers manage to fool you into thinking they know what they're talking about.

Why do dwarves always cancel tasks at the first sign of trouble?
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