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[Foxite]

Why would they not fire at the same rate?

How can a desert titan be made of green glass?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

The sheer heat of the enviroment melts the sand of the desert into green glass, which then gains sentience and becomes a titan.

Why can't all titans have awesome backstories like that?

[Eric Blank]

Because Toady is working on the poetry generator at the moment.

Why don't invaders actually mount a long-term siege?

[ptb_ptb]

Because their overlord can't afford the overtime.

Why is everything in the world sorta made of squares?

[Foxite]

Like said in SixOfSpades's sig, DF is "kinda like minecraft, but for people who hate themselves."

Why can't dwarves claim figurines and put them in their room, like Misty did?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Nobles.
"WHAT do you think you are doing there, Urist? Violating the export ban eh? No, I do not care whether you are exporting it to your room or the united anti-dwarf coalition, GUARDS, arrest this vile fiend!"

Why can't there be uprisings against nobles?

[Max™]

Because bridges swing downwards, and downrising doesn't make any sense when you say it out loud.

Why can't dorfs replicate the material+type--say a platinum war hammer or obsidian bed--they used for an artifact, later on?

[Aslandus]

Once the zesty fervor of artificing leaves, it leaves forever and takes all it's knowledge with it, leaving only muscle memory of the thing the dwarf made... sadly, the dwarf is too closed minded to use the same material if it wasn't "weaponable"

Why won't my dwarves clean the vomit in the entry hall rather than just tracking it around?

[Quartz_Mace]

Eww, that would be disgusting to clean up! Wallowing in its filth is far better for Dwarves.

Why is everything inevitable?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

If everything was not inevitable, it would not have happened.

Since when did dwarves get so deep?

[Thisfox]

Since the first dwarf had a Strange Mood and made a pick...

What did the other dwarfs say to him when he made it?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Nothing, they threw him into a jail where he starved because it was a fell mood.

How can dwarf bone cut rock?

[Foxite]

Why do you think dwarves are labelled as "Sturdy"?

Why are mountain gnomes so unoriginal, dwarves are the only real alcoholics.

[Quartz_Mace]

Gnomes are degenerate Dwarves who struck a deal with the Devil Elves.

Why are non-flesh Titans and Forgotten Beasts actually pretty easy to kill?

[miauw62]

Because magnetism hasn't been implemented yet, so they can't pull themselves together.