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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 475957 times)

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2625 on: May 19, 2014, 11:42:22 pm »
Their beards eat stone, so if they slept on a stone bed it could conceivably be eaten right out from under them.

Where did the first dwarves come from?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2626 on: May 20, 2014, 12:07:24 am »
They were the scraps of creation no one wanted.

Why are goblins so stupid and warlike even though they're mostly immortal?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2627 on: May 20, 2014, 01:35:34 am »
Quote from: Arcvasti on May 20, 2014, 12:07:24 am
Why are goblins so stupid and warlike even though they're mostly immortal?
Population control.

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2628 on: May 20, 2014, 01:39:48 am »
Armok's blood

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2629 on: May 20, 2014, 01:47:09 am »
Your on TV tropes.

Why do dwarfs say they can't make a wall because a creature is in the way when said creature is the dwarf?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2630 on: May 20, 2014, 02:06:57 am »
Quote from: blazing glory on May 20, 2014, 01:47:09 am
Your on TV tropes.

Why do dwarfs say they can't make a wall because a creature is in the way when said creature is the dwarf?
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An addition to the previous question: Why is it that when a creature blocks construction, it continues to do so even years after said creature has left the map?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2631 on: May 20, 2014, 07:47:28 pm »
The dwarf's right hand knoweth not what the left hand is doing.

Why is it that vampires will not perform jobs underwater despite having no need to breath?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2632 on: May 20, 2014, 08:15:42 pm »
Quote from: Cobbler89 on May 20, 2014, 07:47:28 pm
The dwarf's right hand knoweth not what the left hand is doing.

Why is it that vampires will not perform jobs underwater despite having no need to breath?

Because it reminds them of running water.

Why will an adventurer outright refuse to drink pond water but is A-OK with licking dry vulture blood stuck to the back of his teeth?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2633 on: May 20, 2014, 08:21:56 pm »
Because pond water is dirty of course!

Why do lords and kings send me over absurd distances to kill stuff?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2634 on: May 20, 2014, 10:23:46 pm »
Borders don't exist in DF so when a monster takes up residence in the world the lord or king is offended that such a monstrosity is camping out in their backyard, even if the creature in question is half a world away.

Why don't borders exist in DF?
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« Reply #2635 on: May 20, 2014, 10:29:31 pm »
Because every civilization consider's the world to belong to them.

Why kings and lord's so boring?

For 38 years,I was a cheese maker.

Why can't we have

For 73 years,I was a warrior.

That's someone I would look up in legend's mode,though it seems to populace likes promoting kings from mundane professions.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2636 on: May 20, 2014, 11:55:58 pm »
Adventurers and Warrior don't live long enough to become Lords and Kings.

What is the actual average life span of a dwarf? (post your own if this doesn't work)
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« Reply #2637 on: May 21, 2014, 12:06:23 am »
Dwarf fortress wiki says they live to be 150-170,average dwarf lifespan ranges from 5 months to 2 years though.

Why do dwarfs never lose their beards in combat?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2638 on: May 21, 2014, 12:34:42 am »
Dwarves do lose their beards in combat though, it's just called dying.

Why do we get constant and unending streams of job cancellations announced but almost no combat annoucements concerning our dwarves. I get tons regarding an enraged sponge half an embark area away.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #2639 on: May 21, 2014, 08:14:34 am »
Combat is chaotic and frenzied by nature, and thus lends itself to disorganization.
Industry, however, is an organized and pointed affair, and every job lost is important to a creature fond of drink and industry.


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