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[TheDarkStar]

Why do necromancers reanimate everything?

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They're lonely and want as many "friends" as possible.

Why do dwarves fear any undead, even undead hairs?

[Erils]

Because they didn't know that hair could die in the first place, let alone move around by itself.

Why do dwarven citizens run away from every enemy?

[Nidilap]

Well, if we were invaded by terrorists here in _______, you'd run from the attackers too.

How is size relative to a tile? We have these itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot kobolds on one tile, but hither comes the elder dragon, ready to burn and pillage the earth of its wealth, in the exact sized fucking tile. Why?!

[Bumber]

Well, if we were invaded by terrorists here in _______, you'd run from the attackers too.

How is size relative to a tile? We have these itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot kobolds on one tile, but hither comes the elder dragon, ready to burn and pillage the earth of its wealth, in the exact sized fucking tile. Why?!

Tiles are 2m x 2m x 3m. They're all crammed into a smaller space via quantum stockpiling (i.e. tiles are bigger on the inside.)

[blazing glory]

Why do dwarves have beards?

[fortydayweekend]

Why do dwarves have beards?

Because [APP_MOD_RATE:1:DAILY:0:1000:0:0:NO_END]

If a tree falls in the woods and there's no-one there to hear it, what sound does the dying elven diplomat make right after complaining about it?

[Tarzanello]

The same as one hand clapping does. In the case in question, the hand is covered by a steel gauntlet and is clapping on his face.
How does a FB made of coal manage to fly with his wings, and with perfect maneveurability to boot? How hard does he have to flap them? Or does he have an hidden jetpack and the wings are only for show?

[Azuraal]

They are giving FB ability to quantum tunnel themselves on demand.
Why is quantum science answer to everything?

[Nidilap]

It's not. You're just giving us dwarfarrhea of the mouth

Why can't dwarves make booze out of milk?

[Aslandus]

Then what would they use to make cheese?

Why do dwarven soldiers prefer glass vials over waterskins?

[Eric Blank]

They think it looks badass.

Why dont dwarves just hug it out, instead of slugging it out?

[Bumber]

Why dont dwarves just hug it out, instead of slugging it out?

Some do, when they can find a mayor's shoulder to cry on.

Why don't mayors hand over their office to the next dwarf when their term is up?

[Lielac]

Because they're greedy little bastards.

How does a miner manage to crack her skull open by dropping ONE z-level after channeling out the wall beneath her?

[Knit tie]

She accidentally pickaxed herself in the head while finishing her work.

If I discover a massive supply of kaolinite, put porcelain statue production on repeat and then forget about it, how many masterwork statues will each dwarf in my fort get on average when I run out of space in the furniture stockpile?

[tahujdt]

It depends. Are the statues African or European?

How come alcohol doesn't actually explode?