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[MaximumZero]

Years of training that have gone unnoticed by the general public.

Why are there so many lungfish!?

[gbrngfol]

Having lungs makes you very successful.

Why won't my dwarves simply dump the rock that's in the way of wall-building? Note: it does have a dump order thy just ignore it.

[Scootagoose]

Dwarves are too lazy and don't want to do anything more then they have to



How come godlike dwarfs can take a hammer to the face and laugh, but when a bolt hits their second finger, left hand. They fall on the ground and die?

[Rotinaj]

Because dwarves are used to getting hammered.

Why does my chief medical dwarf deem it more important to rearrange her socks than to treat my wounded dwarves?

[hops]

It had been an established fact that socks are worth more than dwarves.

Why are elves against deforestation, but refuses to use metal equipment?

[Scootagoose]

They're secretly trees in disguise.



Why does Urist McWarrior pick a xxBronze Helmetxx over a masterwork adamantine helmet?

[hops]

Copper picks could mine adamantine, therefore adamantines are weak.

Why can't dwarves mine slade?

[Scootagoose]

Because it's too heavy to carry, so they don't see the point.


Why are humans so gullible to worship a demon?

[flame99]

Obviously, it's the lack of beard. This makes them blind to a clown's true form.

How can I knock over a carp and have it stand back up?

[P(ony)SI]

If you can knock it over, it can stand back up. Dwarven Physics 101.

If dwarves are controlled by their beards, how come they die if their brains are injured?

[MrWiggles]

Because the beard itself is really brain matter. They are nureons. Its also why thier beards are self aware.

Why did the elvin diplomats disappear?

[hops]

The dwarves of V.1 found out a way to travel to the real world, then they found out a way to time travel, and they met with Toady and told him to remove the elfs. Toady only agreed to remove the diplomat.

How could copper picks mine adamantine?

[MrWiggles]

Because they're forged on the paradoxical anvil.

 How do elves eat their victims?

[Raikaria]

Because they're forged on the paradoxical anvil.

 How do elves eat their victims?

The same why they butcher them with wooden sticks, hippy magic.

[pisskop]

Why can't my dwarves pray to the RNG?