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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 466765 times)

WaffleEggnog

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1605 on: November 03, 2012, 01:53:04 am »
Because he needs to count all that booze!

Why is my Master Axedwarf called a Marksdwarf?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1606 on: November 03, 2012, 02:56:52 am »
Because he attacks by throwing the axe and the dwarves haven't invented a name for that skill yet.

How do Titans/Forgotten Beasts fly when made of stone?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1607 on: November 03, 2012, 03:45:21 am »
They throw themselves, repeating as needed.  This was spammy so it was masked from the event logs.

Why won't a widowed dwarf ever remarry?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1608 on: November 03, 2012, 02:52:33 pm »
Because the other dwarves believe that the widowed dwarf killed their mate, and refuse to marry them.

Why did the dwarves in Boatmurdered engrave pictures of engravings of cheese?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1609 on: November 03, 2012, 02:58:33 pm »
Because the group symbol was cheese.

Why do dwarves always take the longest route?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1610 on: November 03, 2012, 03:34:00 pm »
They take the route to the closest objective, even if the route to that is long.

Why don't dwarves die from convection?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1611 on: November 03, 2012, 07:45:50 pm »
Because they don't know what a convection is.

Why do Dwarvern children do so much nothing?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1612 on: November 03, 2012, 07:50:01 pm »
Because school hasn't been invented yet.

In an evil biome where does the blood-rain come from?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1613 on: November 03, 2012, 07:51:02 pm »
The poor souls in heaven.

Why are trees four feet tall?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1614 on: November 03, 2012, 07:58:24 pm »
Because, they emulate dwarves.

Why are there so many damn fisherdwarves?!?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1615 on: November 03, 2012, 08:06:59 pm »
Because someone needs to fight the baby Carp.

Why did my brewer walk across the map to poke a giant sponge in a stagnent pool until it killed him?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1616 on: November 03, 2012, 08:07:56 pm »
Because the sponge was idling and needed to get back to work.

Why do "forgotten" beasts give you names, detailed descriptions and combat hints when they show up?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1617 on: November 03, 2012, 08:13:57 pm »
Because the dwarves forgot they forgot about them.

Why do animals never sleep?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1618 on: November 03, 2012, 08:37:32 pm »
The gods did not make vampires to punish the animals.

Why does the mountainhome let you take any amount of specific materials when embarking, but refuse to let you order specific amounts of the things you need from caravans?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1619 on: November 03, 2012, 08:39:04 pm »
Because they're jerks.

Why do newborns have full beards?
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