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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 466712 times)

Cassandra

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1545 on: October 11, 2012, 10:19:34 pm »
Because dwarves would only use this secret to cause more !!FUN!!, so we keep it from them.

Why do only adventuring elves work metal?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1546 on: October 11, 2012, 10:20:43 pm »
Because they are already outcasts, might as well be well-armed outcasts.

Whydo military darves sometimes decide not to arm themselves at all?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1547 on: October 11, 2012, 10:26:14 pm »
There is no fun to life unless there is risk or challenge...  A completely inebriated midget wrestling a bear in only a loincloth?  Spongebob level F-U-N...

Why will civs of the same species outstrip another civ in territory but not assimilate them?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1548 on: October 13, 2012, 01:44:38 pm »
Because they need the other civs to be alive so they can rub it in their faces.

We know what causes strange moods and tantrums, but what causes Strange Tantrums?!?!?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1549 on: October 13, 2012, 01:54:50 pm »
Urist McWife has entered a fell mood.
Urist McHusband has disappeared.
Urist McWife has lost a husband, and looked at a depressing dwarf-skin waterskin recently.
Urist McWife is throwing a tantrum!

Why can't Elves learn Necromancy?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1550 on: October 13, 2012, 02:23:23 pm »
They are immortal, and thus incapable of fully comprehending the mortal condition, even if they can die of pointy or ‼hot‼ things. They will never be able to raise the dead without full comprehension.

Why do dwarves insist on doing things in the least efficient manner possible, even when we make it as simple as possible?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1551 on: October 13, 2012, 03:54:36 pm »
The life of a dwarf, like that of a soldier, is composed of long periods of boredom followed by short periods of terror. Gotta do something to liven thigns up, you know?

Why can't anyone find dwarven settlement in adventure mode? ( I know the actual reason, I want the justification)
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1552 on: October 13, 2012, 05:35:31 pm »
They learned the arts of hiding from the hobbits.
You don't see any hobbits? Well of course they obviously won't show themselves THAT easily.

Why didn't capybaras start a civ already?

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1553 on: October 13, 2012, 05:54:32 pm »
Because capybaras are pretty damn stupid.

Why haven't the animal-people created a civilization? They've already overrun the world!
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1554 on: October 13, 2012, 08:42:15 pm »
Have you seen how many kinds there are? I doubt rodent-men and snake-men would be able to coexist.

What is the syndrome-causing dust made of that FBs have that lets it be so dangerous?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1555 on: October 13, 2012, 11:03:02 pm »
Sobriety.

Why can't dwarves and elves get along?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1556 on: October 13, 2012, 11:34:24 pm »
Because Elves like imposing ridiculous Logging limits and consuming the Bodies of theur slain enemies in combat. Plus the whole "short Jokes" thing. Totally uncalled for.

Why are all civs of a race have the same ethics?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1557 on: October 14, 2012, 10:04:42 am »
Quote from: Objective on October 13, 2012, 05:35:31 pm
They learned the arts of hiding from the hobbits.
You don't see any hobbits? Well of course they obviously won't show themselves THAT easily.

Why didn't capybaras start a civ already?

You never see a hobbit because they are purple. You've never seen a purple hobbit have you? No? Because purple is a dead sneaky colour.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1558 on: October 16, 2012, 04:17:25 pm »
Their ethics all include killing anyone of their race that don't conform to their ethics, so all the ethics except that one die out.

Why do dwarves keep having babies even when your fort is obviously overpopulated?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1559 on: October 16, 2012, 04:39:36 pm »
Is there a material named rubber? Didn't think so. Also, dwarves are damn horny beings. Well, isn't everything in DF?

Why hasn't Toady implemented gunpowder yet?
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