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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 466672 times)

darkgloomie

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1485 on: September 30, 2012, 02:51:16 am »
Nothing heals a dwarf faster than the sense of impending, watery doom.
(in truth, it was to raise room value)

Why can't a Legendary Judge of Intent find out if a dwarf wants to drink him dry in his sleep?
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gbrngfol

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« Reply #1486 on: September 30, 2012, 03:05:00 am »
When a dwarf looks at another dwarf thirstily they assume it's because of the alcohol soaked beard. The usual reply is "Go drink your own hair! this one's mine".

Where do forgotten beats/titans come from?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1487 on: September 30, 2012, 09:52:25 am »
Uranus, of course.

What did Armok spawn from?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1488 on: September 30, 2012, 10:37:29 am »
From the blood of countless wars over the works of Tolkien, of course.

Are the other deities Armok's children then?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1489 on: September 30, 2012, 12:31:14 pm »
Yes, spawned by Armoks own spilled blood.

What spurned the creators to unleash the horrors of Keas and Carp apon dwarvenkind?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1490 on: September 30, 2012, 12:58:52 pm »
The misspelling of 'hilarious' to 'horrors'.

Can Armok truly bleed?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1491 on: September 30, 2012, 04:35:50 pm »
Gods typically are associated with creation, being an explanation for 'where'd this world come from'. Creating a significant amount of shed blood is surely within Armok's reach, and so is designating it as his own.

Why can nothing decide to fall off a single Z-level ledge to shorten its path to somewhere? Such a fall is too short to cause injuries.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1492 on: September 30, 2012, 04:47:44 pm »
I lost three dwarves to 1 z-level drops.

Do I need to use Dwarf Therapist?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1493 on: September 30, 2012, 05:15:14 pm »
No.

Why do dwarves so often fall on their heads?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1494 on: September 30, 2012, 07:49:52 pm »
Sapient beard colonies are HEAVY.

How do dwarven caravans always appear, even at the dawn/death of civilization on a deserted island?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1495 on: September 30, 2012, 08:35:54 pm »
The same way goblins magically appear to steal your dwarven babies.

Why do goblins love young dwarf flesh so much?
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« Reply #1496 on: September 30, 2012, 08:38:31 pm »
Because it feels so [NSFW] and [NSFW]...

Why don't goblins kidnap children in sieges?

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« Reply #1497 on: September 30, 2012, 08:40:47 pm »
There's no goblin kidnappers in sieges.

why do goblins hate dwarves so much anyway?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1498 on: September 30, 2012, 09:08:48 pm »
Because they feel the need to rescue the children from Dwarven Child Care
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Why does my brewer go on break the very moment we begin to run out of booze?
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« Reply #1499 on: October 01, 2012, 09:52:22 am »
Every brewer has an innate sense of the amount of booze in the fortress.  If the booze is about to run out, they panic and try to get the last few drops. 

Why can't you drink booze rain or catch it in barrels?
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