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[DiezIrae]

Because weapons don't kill things, Dwarfs kill nearly anything... the dwarf is the weapon, anything is a tool...

Why are there many animal men and women near waterfalls?

[gbrngfol]

They have to drink at some point. Waterfalls are a water-source with the added bonus of happiness inducing mist.

Why do dwarves make beds and then make no mattress, blanket, or pillow to go with them.

[DiezIrae]

Because the lost dwarf hair while producing a bed is enough, it grows as it vanishes after all.

Why is a tree only enough for one bed?

[Wimopy]

It would actually be enough for many more, but ineffecient tree usage annoys the elves far more, so dwarves make one bed per tree.

Why do beds menacing with spikes of candy make dwarves so happy if they can use them?

[crazysheep]

Because they get to admire it for sweeter dreams.

Why can't dwarves harness reindeer to make sleds yet?

[pisskop]

They're still trying to figure out how to saddle and mount their beard...  yknow helicoptor, helicooptor, helicoptor!

What would a dwarven comedian say?

[darkgloomie]

"So an elf, a human, and the abominable spawn of a dark god long forgotten enter a bar..."

Why do my dwarves take the soap to the nearby river to wash themselves, when I have perfectly viable water pools indoor?

[crazysheep]

Every dwarf knows that running water is cleaner than stagnant water, especially stagnant water pooled in a dwarf fort.

With the new multitile trees, should we expect dwarves to get stuck in them regularly?

[misko27]

Yes. In the most dangerous way possible, and probably landing on your legendary weaponsmith. They were chasing their cats, obviously.

Why does only one civilization of each race ever interact with you?

[gbrngfol]

They call dibs so then no one else is allowed to talk to you.

what exactly is the difference between a husk and a zombie?

[Corai]

One makes satan shit himself, one is pathetic.

If elves don't want us to destroy nature, why not just sell us tree seeds?

[gbrngfol]

Because trees randomly appear out of nowhere. Seeds are for plants not trees.

how can someone pass out by having their fingernail shattered?

[crazysheep]

Try having your fingernail pulverised and tell us the results.

What happens if an adamantine hammer adorned with spikes of steel is swung at a goblin with a copper helm?

[darkgloomie]

The dwarf will aim for the family jewels. No sense attacking a protected area with a subpar weapon.

Why do dwarves don't question the design choices of their fortress? Like, putting floodgates in the hospital, or chains in every bedroom?

[crazysheep]

They just accept and adapt. Chains in bedrooms? Bondage fest fort!

Why would you put floodgates in the hospital anyway?