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[Lordofd511]

They don't : dwarves are just easy prey.

Why does the world go wonky when you copy raws?

[MaximumZero]

Because when DF sees two sets of instructions for the same thing, it goes,

"Well, the player doesn't know what it's doing, so fuck it, I'll make shit up."

What would a magma crab taste like?

[Tersr]

Depends on how you cook and season it.

How do moody dwarfs make items that they normaly can't make?

[Urist Imiknorris]

Executive Meddling.

Why do dwarves party so hard when there's work to be done?

[MaximumZero]

Executive Meddling.

Why do dwarves party so hard when there's work to be done?

Work Hard. Party Harder.

If everyone seems to think they're so damned cute, why hasn't anyone modded in Kobolds as pets yet?

[Urist Da Vinci]

Work Hard. Party Harder.

If everyone seems to think they're so damned cute, why hasn't anyone modded in Kobolds as pets yet?

Because they are cute when trying to succeed on their own (and they also are starving to death).

How was the first anvil made, considering that dwarves need a forge (anvil) to make one?

[MaximumZero]

Work Hard. Party Harder.

If everyone seems to think they're so damned cute, why hasn't anyone modded in Kobolds as pets yet?

Because they are cute when trying to succeed on their own (and they also are starving to death).

How was the first anvil made, considering that dwarves need a forge (anvil) to make one?

Anvils all the way down.

Why is it that whenever I mod in a race to siege me, they come to trade, even though I've taken out [PERMITTED_JOB:TRADER]?

[Theifofdreams]

You can't stop commercialism.

Why is it that dwarfs only worry about the cost of things after coins are smelted?

[MaximumZero]

They actually don't anymore. No economy!

Who pissed off all the badgers?

[Theifofdreams]

Toady did by putting them in the presence of dwarfs.

Why is it that I have yet to see any large wildlife on the surface?

[Urist Imiknorris]

They know better than to show up.

How do dwarves know about socks on the battlefield?

[Tersr]

All dwarfs have the power to sense socks, and just bout everything else.

How come my first mood is always a craftdwarf?

[Sscral]

You're forgetting to toss dwarves with useless mood skills into the volcano.

Why can dwarves lose all bodily funtion, and have their eyes, lungs, heart, and skin rot off from getting a tiny drop of forgotten beast blood on their finger...

But a cloth glove can stop this from happening when they swim in the stuff?

[Tersr]

Dwarfs absorb everything through their hands, which is also why the become attached to weopons.

Why do we all love magma so much?

[Urist Imiknorris]

Incendiary Exponent.

How do dwarves connect anything to a lever regardless of distance using only two mechanisms?