Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 67 68 [69] 70 71 ... 301

Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 476610 times)

GoombaGeek

  • Bay Watcher
  • Horrors! Crundles in the caverns!
    • View Profile
Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1020 on: July 28, 2012, 10:42:48 pm »
If they did, they would be shunned by DWARFLY dwarfs who drink straight out of the barrel.

How do elves tame those exotic animals, anyway?
Logged
My wooden badge was delicious.

pisskop

  • Bay Watcher
  • Too old and stubborn to get a new avatar
    • View Profile
Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1021 on: July 28, 2012, 11:24:35 pm »
They regurgitate dwarf meat like a mother bird.

If a giant woodchuck spawned, how much wood would he chuck, at who, and with what skill level?
Logged
Pisskop's Reblancing Mod - A C:DDA Mod to make life a little (lot) more brutal!
drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
PKs DF Mod!

Wrex

  • Bay Watcher
  • My vision is augmented
    • View Profile
Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1022 on: July 28, 2012, 11:30:02 pm »
An Infinite amount, at everyone, at legendary +76.

HFS, how does it work?
Logged

Quote from: kaijyuu on September 25, 2012, 08:30:18 pm
Mr Wrex, please do not eat my liver.

Corai

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1023 on: July 28, 2012, 11:31:36 pm »
Its hidden, its fun, and it is full of stuff!


Why do goblins fight themselves? Their demon god kings leading the siege would crush any army.
Logged
Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

GoombaGeek

  • Bay Watcher
  • Horrors! Crundles in the caverns!
    • View Profile
Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1024 on: July 28, 2012, 11:34:35 pm »
They fight themselves because their demon lord is so much cooler than those other bastards' demon lord.

If I dream in ASCII, do dwarfs dream in graphics?
Logged
My wooden badge was delicious.

crazysheep

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PREFSTRING:fluffy wool]
    • View Profile
Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1025 on: July 28, 2012, 11:37:12 pm »
Yes, because every day your dwarves look up at the sky and see a graphic face there.

Why do clowns get worshipped by human civs?
Logged
"Don't be in such a hurry to grow up, for there's nothing a kid can't do."

Xob Ludosmbax

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1026 on: July 28, 2012, 11:42:46 pm »
They think it's funny.

Why do dwarves allow themselves to be adopted by cats?
Logged

pisskop

  • Bay Watcher
  • Too old and stubborn to get a new avatar
    • View Profile
Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1027 on: July 28, 2012, 11:47:22 pm »
Cat's are aphrodesiacs.

Why are there no centaurs?
Logged
Pisskop's Reblancing Mod - A C:DDA Mod to make life a little (lot) more brutal!
drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
PKs DF Mod!

GoombaGeek

  • Bay Watcher
  • Horrors! Crundles in the caverns!
    • View Profile
Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1028 on: July 29, 2012, 12:02:15 am »
They were hunted to extinction once a clever dwarf noticed their bones were worth 10x more than regular ones.

What happens when a beard takes over a cat?
Logged
My wooden badge was delicious.

Joben

  • Bay Watcher
  • Elder Thing
    • View Profile
    • Lazy Lizard Gear
Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1029 on: July 29, 2012, 12:28:44 am »
Quote from: GoombaGeek on July 28, 2012, 10:22:03 pm
Quote from: crazysheep on July 28, 2012, 10:08:18 pm
Artifacts have been imbued with the power of dwarves who are about to go insane. Their near-insanity makes artifacts quite immune to many things.

Why is green glass the most basic glass type?
Realism. (I think)

I believe so too. I think I remember hearing once that the reason a lot of old glass bottles were green is that it was easier to make.
Logged
Broken Arrow - A small stats tweak to fix unrealistically overpowered arrows and bolts.

My RTD games: Roll To Raptor (On hold), Dino Arena

Blizzlord

  • Bay Watcher
  • Rarely posting anymore.
    • View Profile
Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1030 on: July 29, 2012, 04:17:15 am »
Quote from: GoombaGeek on July 29, 2012, 12:02:15 am
What happens when a beard takes over a cat?
The combined powers of the beards omnipotence and the cats mind control makes the now-eldritch abomination dominate the world.

What would happen if a dwarf witnessed Cthulhu, considering the warped state of the dwarven mind?
Logged
Quote from: a Swedish electronics teacher
In Sweden, digital electronics is considered unteachable. That is why you are not being taught about it.
Most attempts of sesquipedalian loquaciousness on the internet will most likely end up in egregious delusions of eloquence. Finagle's law commands it!

PainRack

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1031 on: July 29, 2012, 09:00:25 am »
Armok protects!

What would happen if a dwarf fell in love with an elf?
Logged

pisskop

  • Bay Watcher
  • Too old and stubborn to get a new avatar
    • View Profile
Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1032 on: July 29, 2012, 11:26:55 am »
Goblins and gnomes come into being, depending on the male's race.

How come there is no plow?
Logged
Pisskop's Reblancing Mod - A C:DDA Mod to make life a little (lot) more brutal!
drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
PKs DF Mod!

GoombaGeek

  • Bay Watcher
  • Horrors! Crundles in the caverns!
    • View Profile
Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1033 on: July 29, 2012, 11:33:00 am »
A plow is another example of technology that has been outmoded by dwarfish beard physics. They moonwalk over the crops and their beards furrow the ground for them. However, the beards do not plant crops because that would just be silly!

Why does the game treat brooks as water with a solid candy (no, not that candy) coating over them that turns into rocks when channeled?
« Last Edit: July 29, 2012, 12:36:15 pm by GoombaGeek »
Logged
My wooden badge was delicious.

pisskop

  • Bay Watcher
  • Too old and stubborn to get a new avatar
    • View Profile
Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #1034 on: July 29, 2012, 07:25:52 pm »
To keep Carp away from scared dorfs.

What is the DF version of Ragnorok?
Logged
Pisskop's Reblancing Mod - A C:DDA Mod to make life a little (lot) more brutal!
drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
PKs DF Mod!
Pages: 1 ... 67 68 [69] 70 71 ... 301
« previous next »