So, robbing a bank. What do normal burglars need? A lockpick, a crowbar, a stethoscope? Not in cataclysm! You've got to have computer skills! Also, how did I not notice that there was a gigantic wasp's nest?
Video Here! I realize that something went wrong, and the ground looks kind of weird.
The Bank
Fred was never particularly scared of wasps, he didn't instinctively flee when they appeared, but when they were the size of a small car, it was a different story. Fred paused for a moment, not knowing whether it had seen him or not, but he then realized that either way, he should be running away as fast as he could, so he took off. Luckily enough, the wasp seemed to not have seen him, so he got away unscathed. He kept going to the bank, which he thought would be a great place to hide, what better place to hide than an air-less vault? Wait, hold on... Anyway, he continued towards the bank only to see a monstrous site
A squirrel! It might as well have advertised its bovine sympathies with a giant billboard for how deceptive it's tail was. It must be a camera, Fred thought, but how will I catch a squirrel? He was pulled out of his reverie by the two people standing to the S, both of which must have been devoted cow supporters, they certainly moaned with a cow-like sound. These people immediately started charging towards Fred, but Fred could not let the cow-people take him to their slaughter houses and he shot it in the head with his nail gun. "You just got screwed!" he falsely shouted. Just as it was falling to the ground, the second zombie broke down the bank's glass walls with a crash, but it suffered the same punishment as its compatriot. He then proceed to enter the bank only to find
He almost walked right by a hiding cowman, but he couldn't be deceived by such a simpleton, so he shot this one too with his nail gun before searching the bank, but not finding much. He did take some bubble wrap and some cola, but he could find little else of worth. In that same room was the entrance to the bank, but instead of a place for a key, he found a computer console, but Fred had no skills with computes to use in opening it. He could try, but the consequences may be dire. He recalled a TV program showing the dead, bullet ridden corpse of a would be bank robber.
What to do?
A. Fred's pretty tough, he can take whatever demons attack him, hack the computer.
B. No,
I Fred don't want to die, to the grocery store!
C. I bet that giant wasp nest has some explosives... Wait, probably not, but I still don't like bugs, and they must all be killed!
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