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Author Topic: Let's play Alter Ego!  (Read 6484 times)

Ultimuh

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Re: Let's play Alter Ego!
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2011, 10:46:17 am »

Spitefully let nature take it's course.

We shall be the asshole baby

I think we are past the "baby" stage by now.
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Angel Of Death

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Re: Let's play Alter Ego!
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2011, 10:49:49 am »

On the surface it seems as though you are a sneaky coward who cannot confront the object of your anger. In reality, your behavior reveals a strong sense of guilt. You go to the bathroom in your pants quietly and spitefully, resenting your mother's arbitrary demand that you deposit your "belongings" in the receptacle of her choice. It may be hours before she finds out about your accident and by that time your bottom will be sore and uncomfortable.
 
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 TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND LEAVE THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR
 SUFFER UNDER THE PRESENT CONDITIONS

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Re: Let's play Alter Ego!
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2011, 11:59:12 am »

Take off our clothes. This should be fun.
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Re: Let's play Alter Ego!
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2011, 12:24:42 pm »

Get naked.
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Re: Let's play Alter Ego!
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2011, 01:36:35 pm »

*I cannot remember what it exactly said, so I'll just give you a basic explaination*

You take of your clothes and smear the contents all over the walls. Something about your mother being pissed off.




It is announced to you during a heart to heart talk that it is time for you to give up the bottle and drink from a glass like a big boy.
 
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Re: Let's play Alter Ego!
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2011, 01:37:57 pm »

Angrily Refuse that glass. Our bottle is out best friend and will be until adulthood.
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Re: Let's play Alter Ego!
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2011, 01:39:49 pm »

How are you going to show your resistance?
 
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Re: Let's play Alter Ego!
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2011, 01:41:17 pm »

Throw the bottle at that self serving bitch. She deserves to die for trying to steal bottie.
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Re: Let's play Alter Ego!
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2011, 01:48:11 pm »

You must really be furious. That bottle is more than just a casual drinking buddy -- it is a constant companion. It has been a source of comfort and a weapon against adversaries. You've come to think of it as an extension of yourself. Mom doesn't understand this at all, and you get whacked for being disrespectful.
 
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 SUCK YOUR THUMB AS A SUBSTITUTE
 LEARN TO LIVE WITHOUT IT


FALCAWN BOTTAL!
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Re: Let's play Alter Ego!
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2011, 02:00:57 pm »

Maybe if we Suck out thumb, bottie will come back to us!
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Re: Let's play Alter Ego!
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2011, 02:04:06 pm »

This can be the beginning of a dependent personality. It can also give you warts (just kidding).
D:

Early in the afternoon you watch your father as he tries to fix the lawnmower. He has given the lawnmower a name. The lawnmower's name is *&%$. You have a toy lawnmower just like Dad's. Later in the afternoon, your parents tell you to go into your room and play while relatives visit.
 
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He named is lawnmower "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"? I wonder what he named US.
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Re: Let's play Alter Ego!
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2011, 02:09:07 pm »

We have been neglected! Let's Behave like dad to guilt him into playing with us.
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Re: Let's play Alter Ego!
« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2011, 12:59:32 am »

Alter Ego just deleted my savegame :(
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Re: Let's play Alter Ego!
« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2011, 10:30:37 am »

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Re: Let's play Alter Ego!
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2011, 07:37:14 pm »

Alter Ego just deleted my savegame :(

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