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[Imakuni]

Go into the KFC as well.

[Grimmjow6th]

Name: DEATHBOT5001
Gender:NONEEE
Skill: DESTROY ALL HUMANS! [+1 to killing stuff]
Item: SUPER MEGA DEATH LAZOR
Background: Having just been activated, deathbot5001 goes awry.
TURN TO THE NEAREST HUMAN AND VAPORIZE HIM!

[BunnyBob77]

Name:BunnyBob
Gender:Male
Skill: Infinite bloodthirstyness
Item: Razor carrot
Background:  A demonic rabbit who lives only to kill everything and drink their blood to power his own dark strength.
Go on a rampage

[Sensei]

Turn 5!

Sam (Nirur Torir)

Discard my weapon in such a way that it hits someone as I walk towards the KFC.

(4) You toss your weapon way off into the sky (it turns into a first aid kid) and have a warm, fuzzy feeling that somewhere, you just hit a clown. Then you walk over to the KFC with Tom. There's quite a lot of dinosaurs eyeing Tom...

Ahra

rip my claws to pieces and patch everything back togheter wit the pieces

For some reason, you decide to sew yourself together with bits of claws (I would have suggested stealing someone else's torso but that's just me). (1) Suddenly an unchecked realism bubble floats by you and you die, because you don't have a torso and your animated hands are sticking pieces of metal in your head. YOU ARE DEAD. Yes, all of you is dead this time.

TARREN THE EVIL TWIN OF TARRAN

Show off my kung-fu mastery and kick their asses!

Your foes are not only dinosaurs, but samurai- they combine all the most deadly aspects of a vicious animal and a calculating killer. You are without a weapon and outnumbered. YOU ARE DEA- (5-1) wait? Um, somehow you punch and kick them into submission (your kung-fu is so-so). Then an evil robot points an enormous laser at you, and blasts you to smithereens just explodes. Despite the impossible and ever-mounting odds stacked against you, with godhood always being pulled away from just out of your grasp, you have succeeded. You think you can damn well tell if anyone else just didn't try hard enough YOU HAVE BECOME A GOD- ARISE NOW AS TARREN, JUDGE OF THE DEAD.

Cackles the Mad (IronyOwl)

Attempt to fix my pogo stick! I'll need it for... things.

(2) You accidentally pull your pogo stick off by trying to bend it. Now your intestines are hanging out. You have no lower half! You'll die soon if you or someone else (who doesn't hate clowns) can't fix that. Fortunately (sort of) a first aid kit falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Eon Part Deux (CrimsonEon)

Find some gasoline, or some other flammable liquid!

(2) Some oil torches! You promptly open them up and set yourself on fire. YOU ARE NOW ON FIRE.

Tom McSexyguy (Imakuni)

Go into the KFC as well.

(6) You go in with Sam, attracting a throng of what you can only assume are female dinosaurs to follow you. They look a little jealous and they have claws.

DEATHBOT5001 (Grimmjow6th)

TURN TO THE NEAREST HUMAN AND VAPORIZE HIM!

(1) You target a human who is distracted with fighting some dinosaurs, charge up your laser, and explode. YOU ARE DEAD. Well, insofar as a machine can be dead.

BunnyBob

Go on a rampage

(5) You eat a dead allosaurus, three dead velociraptors, but you still smell more blood! This place is great! You head towards a tall tower, knock down the door and start climbing up from inside towards the smell of blood- it's probably at the top.

Survivors:
Cackles (3, guts falling out), Sam (2), Tom (2), Eon (2, on fire), Bunnybob (1)

Dead:
Ahra (Reality check after losing torso), DEATHBOT5001 (Laser malfunction)

Gods:
TARREN, Judge of the Dead

[CrimsonEon]

YOU ARE NOW ON FIRE.

!!AWESOME!! Tackle the nearest player!

[Ahra]

Arha The zombie of ahra mysteriously reassembled
skills: same
item: now real claws
background: you just killed me (well reality but whatever)

Rise from the dead and omnomnom something after killing it and eat its liver

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

NOT ME THIS TIME YOU GOT IT?

[Tarran]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Now, in what way should I abuse my power...

From now on, every three turns, everyone goes from a +1 bonus to a -1 penalty and back. For example, next turn they will have +1, the turn after +0, turn after -1, turn after +0, turn after +1 again...

This should make things interesting. (this is likely the first time I've ever used that smiley. Ever).

-Name: Terren, the oddly-placed piece of Tarran.
-Gender: Male.
-Skill: Explosives: +1 to blowing shit up.
-Item: Infinite BFG.
-Background: Terren is looking for Tarran so they can be whole again. He obviously does not expect his very possible death.

[Sensei]

NOT ME THIS TIME YOU GOT IT?

Tell it to the dice. But beware, resurrecting your character and yelling at me is pushing the karmic barrier. 

[Tarran]

NOT ME THIS TIME YOU GOT IT?

Tell it to the dice. But beware, resurrecting your character and yelling at me is pushing the karmic barrier. 

AKA you're going to get only 1s from now on.

[Sensei]

From now on, every three turns, everyone goes from a +1 bonus to a -1 penalty and back. For example, next turn they will have +1, the turn after +0, turn after -1, turn after +0, turn after +1 again...

Hmm, this is revenge on Nirur isn't it?

[Tarran]

Not really. It's just something for extreme lulz.

If I wanted to get back I would create a rule that would smash his soul. As it stands, this hardly is a soul-smashing rule change.

[Nirur Torir]

Hey, I merely opened the gateway for more variable times before ascension, increasing the fun. _{(That's why I have to tell myself if I want to sleep at night.)}

Glare at the dinosaurs menacingly until they back off.

[Tarran]

Oh, and, a action for my new character. I forgot about it.

Run away from any potential murderer-players.

[Imakuni]

Stand around and look pretty.

[IronyOwl]

Use medkit to heal self.