Turn 4 has commenced! May dinosaurs have mercy on your soul.
The SETTING will CHANGE to become FEUDAL JAPAN except FILLED WITH DINOSAURS instead of JAPANESE.
I'm going to assume you mean filled with dinosaurs instead of Japanese people, instead of just feudal and filled with dinosaurs instead of being Japanese.
Anyhow, you are all, without warning, in feudal japan. You may assume yourselves to be standing in the courtyard of a small fortress unless I say otherwise.
TARREN THE EVIL TWIN OF TARRANThrow a rock at lethal velocities at a random NPC.
(5) Congratulations, you have assassinated the local Daimyo (an allosaurus, if you're wondering) with your small, fist sized rock. He was going to greet you, but
no, you had to kill him. Naturally, three samurai charge to attack you (much to your detriment, they are also velociraptors).
OCHITAAAAAAMake the space around me so insane, that it turns into oxygen.
(2+1) You turn just a little space into oxygen. As in, not enough. It quickly dissipates. You also make a last ditch attempt to make yourself so insane you don't have to breath, but this still doesn't prevent you from needing oxygen.
YOU ARE DEAD.Cackles the Mad (IronyOwl)
Fire on a building near the militia, attempting to collapse it in one shot!
You are now standing on a pagoda-style tower. (4) You see a fortress (the biggest building you aren't standing on) and fire a rocket in it. You did a lot of damage and must have killed
somebody. You cackle madly a little just for good measure.
Ahrafind something with guts to rip out!
(6+1) You rip your guts out.
YOUR TORSO IS MISSING! You're going to die any moment if you don't do something about that. To make matters worse, someone bops your head with a box of girl scout cookies and makes it roll away from the rest of your limbs!
EON PART DEUX (CrimsonEon)
Torch the nearest flammable object
(4) You quickly light the fortress on fire, you crazy french arsonist you! It's not burning very quickly though.
Sam (Nirur Torir)
That Ahra character looks to be of the class "Male fool!" Fools are clowns, and clowns are chaotic by default. Strike him in the head!
(6) Despite your poor logic, you hit his disembodied head with a box of girl scout cookies. It rolls away! Then a sexy guy asks if you'd like a drink.
Kroblag (Yoink)
Kroblag finds that all this killing is thirsty work. He looks around for a tavern, but looking around he sees a big, strange-looking red sign with a picture of a smiling old man on it. He runs over to it to get a drink, decapitating anyone in his way.
Before your eyes the Kentucky Fried Chicken sign disappears and re-materializes...
Into a Kim's Fried Chicken. Just as good, you suppose, and run across the rice fields to get to it. A kobold gets in your way and you chop its head off ecstatically. Still covered with blood, you order a drink (from the triceratops). You then pull off the lid and straw and chug the entire thing without paying for it.
YOU HAVE BECOME A GOD- ARISE NOW AS KROBLAG, GOD OF BARBARIC TABLE MANNERS.Tom McSexyguy (Imakuni)
Saunder over to the nearest female and ask if I can buy her a drink.
(4+1) You
saunder saun
ter over to Sam. She hits a disembodied head with a box of girl scout cookies- but, unfazed, you ask if she's like... um... whatever they're selling at the KFC over there.
Kikdog (HmH)
Snatch Kroblag's sword while he orders a drink.
(1+1) You hurry ahead of him so you can catch him in the Kim's Fried Chicken! You sit in the door, hoping to "accidentally" bump into him and grab his sword when you do. You sit in the door casually, trying to look cute, then start to move toward OH SHIT HE CUT YOUR HEAD OFF DEAR GOD WHY WOULD ANYONE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
YOU ARE DEAD. The customers at KFC never noticed they weren't eating chicken.
SURVIVORS:
Tarren (3), Cackles (2, broken pogo), Ahra (1, no torso), Eon (1), Sam (1), Tom (1)
DEAD:
OCHITAAAAA (Suffocated), Kikdog (Decapitated by Kroblag)
GODS:
Kroblag, God of Barbaric Table Manners
Fun fact: Everyone who killed another player character, even before it made them closer to godhood, has ascended. Coincidence? Hmmm.
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