(3)
The moon overhead is calm. No effect on rolls this turn.
Eon Part Deux (CrimsonEon)
‼AWESOME‼ Tackle the nearest player!
(6) You are blind to the pain, but your eyes are keen to the pain you can spread! Your very footsteps are burning trails, the fields light ablaze and the fortress palisades begin to burn. You tackle a zombie and set him on fire.
Zombie Ahra(3) You're already dead, so you eat your liver. Fortunately this time you'll do just fine without one. Without warning you are tackled by a burning man!
YOU ARE ON FIRE.Tom (Imakuni)
Stand around and look pretty.
(4) Good thing you rolled a 4, I have no idea how that action would make you die if I rolled a 1. Maybe I'd say you forgot to breathe or something. Anyway, Sam glares away the dinosaurs and you can continue on your date.
TerrenRun away from any potential murderer-players.
(4) You quickly exit the fortress courtyard. Good idea, because it looks like a burning man wanted to give you a hug and wouldn't take no for an answer. As you catch your breath, you are approached by an old, wizened
man psicattosaurus. He says: "How can truth be expressed without speaking, and without keeping silent?"
Sam (Nirur Torir)
Glare at the dinosaurs menacingly until they back off.
(5) You gaze. ಠ_ಠ
YOU GAZE. ಠ_ಠ YOU GAZE. ಠ_ಠ They back off, much like animals who, seeing a greater predator on a fresh kill, simply know they must wait their turn.
Cackles the Mad (IronyOwl)
Use medkit to heal self.
(5) Hm, you, uh... bind all your guts together with a bandaid to stop the bleeding. Below you, the building starts collapsing- you can survive the fall, if only you can repair your pogo... you quickly bend it back into shape (you hope), stick it into your guts, and jump off the tower as it collapses... (6) you sproing yourself into the upper atmosphere. Only divine intervention can help you now. So you figure you'll just become a god (I had a serious dilemma over whether to kill you on that second roll, I figure if your medical check was a 4 it wouldn't have cut it).
YOU ARE NOW A GOD- ARISE NOW AS CACKLES THE MAD, GOD OF TRICKERY.BunnyBobForget climbing!
Level the entire building!
HAHAHAHA!
(6) Mad for blood, you knock down every load-bearer you can find. You're inside the building, so this is a poor idea. Beneath your feet, the floor sways a little, then collapses as you continue to climb the tower. The weight of the four levels above you forces a wooden beam through your most of you.
YOU ARE DEAD.Esteban (Yoink)
Yelling incoherently in spanish, jump down the nearest large green pipe. They Do have those in feudal dino-japan, right?
(6) You jump down a conspicuous, convenient green pipe. You fall for a while... then keep falling... and fall some more. You eat some trail mix. You keep falling. You go to sleep and wake up. Finally you fall out of the bottom of the pipe and into a dark cavern, lit by light from unnatural glowing mushrooms The cave seems to stretch for some distance in all directions. There's a man on a dark, stone throne, lit from behind by fire so you can only see a silhouette. Nearby is a computer programmer, a man with a pogo stick, a man with metal claws, a small statuette, a mugger, a muscular man, a kobold, a robot, and a demonic rabbit.
Survivors:
Sam (3), Tom (3), Eon (3, on fire), Terren (1), Esteban (1), Zombie Ahra (1, on fire).
Dead:
Bunnybob (caved a tower in on himself)
Gods:
Cackles the Mad, God of Trickery
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