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[Tarran]

the -1?

Yep. 'Twas my rule that turned his "There's little chance that I'll die" 2 to a "Oh shit I'm dead" 1.

[Ahra]

FUUUU i maybe died by that too

[Tarran]

Maybe, maybe not. If that 1 is really the roll unmodified, you would've died anyway.

[CrimsonEon]

-A NAME: NOE DEL TRES
-A GENDER: Female
-ONE SKILL: Firefighting
-ONE ITEM: Fire Retardant Suit
-A BACKGROUND: FIRE EVERYWHERE WHYYYYYYYY

Find some sort of weapon!

[Sensei]

Maybe, maybe not. If that 1 is really the roll unmodified, you would've died anyway.

It was a natural 1. I was feeling lazy and didn't decide to give some kind of extra ridiculous death out of being a 0.

[IronyOwl]

Henceforth, ravenous laughing oni-clowns shall roam the landscape! SO SAYETH CACKLES, AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!


NAME: Shagarlathex the Unspeaking
GENDER: NOPE
SKILL: +1 to DEFENSIVE MIMING!
ITEM: INVISIBLE JAGGED MEAT CLEAVER
BACKGROUND: Shagarlathex is a mime demon, an unspeakable and unspeaking terror bringing silent ruin upon the land. He has decided to challenge the rising tide of cackling jester oni with his own deadly silence.

Walk to the top of a tall building using invisible stairs.

[Imakuni]

Name: Bill Nombre
Gender: Male
Skill: +1 to laziness
Item: A soft, white pillow
Background: Bill doesn't really know how he got involved in all of this, and he doesn't really care. He just wants to go to sleep.

Find a soft spot on the ground or something.

[Yoink]

Keep jumping on the heads of my hallucinations, whilst beating on those big floating blocks with question marks on them, and grabbing the pesos they shoot out.

[mr. macduggan]

I like how everyone else suddenly builds very defensive characters, and I still have an angry god of thunder. Also, when is turn 8 going up?
Please don't die RTD! I love you so! 

[Sensei]

I just got back from a mountaineering expedition. Maybe turn tomorrow, otherwise later this week.

[mr. macduggan]

Ok, good to see that you're back. Hopefully the playerbase hasn't forgotten about this game yet. ( I doubt they have; it's really cool) 

[DrPoo]

-The abominable Abomination
-Uhh.. well *pulls up robe and looks down* hell that thing is as long as my dagger, ABOMINABLE HUEHUEHUEHARRRR
-Being abominable (+1 to anything abominable, -1 when saving another
-Magical Blood Sacrifice Dagger (When something is sacrificed, i get to cast a spell of higher magnitudes)
-The Abominable Abomination was a man, he fled into the underground, but the heat burnt away any signs of humanity, he was almost dying when a nameless god of horrors brought him alife again, as a abomination, to do the gods deeds, wich are being HORRIBLE AND ABOMINABLE.

Sacrifice something in an abominable way! Because that is horrible and abominable HUEHUEHARRRHARRRRYOOOHAAAARRRRbeeepWIRRRHAHAHAHAHAHRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[lawastooshort]

Name: Nicolai Georgiev
Gender: Male
Skill: Mandolin Artist (+1 to Mandolin) (including Mandolin Attacks)
Item: Steel Masterwork Mandolin
Background: A Mandolin Artist who studied Mandolinjutsu under the legendary black belt Mandolin player Moses Georgiev (no relation). One minute ago he was practising playing the Mandolin in his flat above a Bulgarian Fishmonger's shop; suddenly he played so damn hard he found himself transported to a strange alterno-feudo-Japanscape flooded with dinosaurs. Surely these people needed to hear Mandolin!

Climb the nearest tower and play Mandolin at the nearest human so damn hard the mental and sonic shockwaves inflict terrible digestive damage! [specifically, play a Traditional Bulgarian Folk Melody! Doublequicktime!]

[itaibn]

NAME: Tree
GENDER: Has flowers of both genders.
SKILL: Photosynthesis
ITEM: A piece of loincloth on one of my branches.
BACKGROUND: I am a tree. I have lived the last few centuries happily growing. I have recently found a good spot to grow a new branch on.
Grow branch.

[Tarran]

...Dude, this RTD has been deceased for two months.