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[Quietust]

From the author of "Hydrodynamics Education": *cough*

[Reverie]

it disturbs me that this dwarf will be above ground, for some reason.

How so?

EDIT: On second thought, forget I asked...

I just screamed a little bit when I realized that scarlet is missing from your name + I am listening to UN Owen was her.

Oh,
and,
I just learned about to-ho like, three days ago.


I

came.

Er...thank you? If you like U.N. Owen, try Adauchisan's page on YouTube. There are many wonderful remixes for both 'U.N. Owen Was Her?' and Remilia's 'Septette for the Dead Princess' there.
I am sorry for changing the subject, by the way. Back to talking about...dwarven schlongs, now.

[AiresPenlaw]

From the author of "Hydrodynamics Education": *cough*

Did the author upload schematics for those magma-cannons?

Edit: Gosh, that was a stupid question, seeing as how they're, y'know, right there on the video.

[Burn Proof Flame]

As a Dwarf, the Giant statue should vomit water in the sunlight, not cry like a pansy elf.
Or better yet, vomit FB blood contaminated water

[Teneb]

As a Dwarf, the Giant statue should vomit water in the sunlight, not cry like a pansy elf.
Or better yet, vomit FB blood contaminated water

It then should vomit said infected water on top of an elf statue

[Reverie]

As a Dwarf, the Giant statue should vomit water in the sunlight, not cry like a pansy elf.
Or better yet, vomit FB blood contaminated water

It then should vomit said infected water on top of an elf statue

And the elf statue should then cry eye-rot-contaminated elf blood onto the fortress; on friends and foes alike.

[jorum]

After the magma-pisser^TM how about an Elf being struck down by a Dwarf axeman (axe to the head), with magma spewing from the wound? Of course the Elf is to be made of wood (which is not only symbolic but will upset them even more) and the axe is to be made of steel blocks (many many many steel blocks).

The logical conclusion would be to basically cover the entire surface with gigantic dioramas like some kind of terrifying magma-heavy legoland/disneyland. 

bearing in mind of course that I am far to inept to do any of this myself. not to mention the time it would take and might FPS-capable processor

[Nasikabatrachus]

From the Spoony One's review of Quest of the Avatar:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[elf-fondling human]

I vote an elf with its throat slit by the dwarf, and the wound oozing the collected blood of every elf slain on the dwarves' territory. It can run into a hole in the ground and get cycled back up.

[Urist_McArathos]

A colossal dwarf statue that pees magma, cries water, defecates irritating nobles AND is lived-in by a couple-hundred dwarves.  Gentledwarves, we have truly designed the master dwarven construction that cannot be surpassed.  I may weep.

It's been done.

[dwarfhoplite]

Actually I've just thought of my next mega-project, a 300ft stone colossus of a naked dwarf that pisses magma on invaders.
I think that would perfectly capture the true dwarfen soul.   

Done already http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=60145.0