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[Tetragenic]

are you suggesting that the dwarf poops nobles to their death?
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You DARE question a dwarven idea like this? ELF!

[ThatAussieGuy]

A colossal dwarf statue that pees magma, cries water, defecates irritating nobles AND is lived-in by a couple-hundred dwarves.  Gentledwarves, we have truly designed the master dwarven construction that cannot be surpassed.  I may weep. 

[jorum]

Not dwarven enough.  It needs to cry water as well in order to flood the map.

Dwarfs don't cry. Their natural reaction to tragedy is to break something/someone.
Also why water when you can have magma?

In my mind the dwarf is chugging a beer while pissing.
Actually a new refinement - the dwarf is chugging a tankard full of magma, which flows down inside the hollow statue before exiting the wang.
 
If I knew how I'd knock up a prototype in minecraft.

[Tetragenic]

A colossal adamantine dwarf statue that pees magma, cries water, defecates irritating nobles and elves AND is lived-in by a couple-hundred dwarves.  Gentledwarves, we have truly designed the master dwarven construction that cannot be surpassed except by adding more magma.  I may weep.

Fixed for you.
Also, look at http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=60145.0

[ThatAussieGuy]

A colossal adamantine dwarf statue that pees magma, cries water, defecates irritating nobles and elves AND is lived-in by a couple-hundred dwarves.  Gentledwarves, we have truly designed the master dwarven construction that cannot be surpassed except by adding more magma.  I may weep.

Fixed for you.

I stand corrected and humbled.  Oh and you make it cry water because that adds to the dwarven challenge - pumping water AND magma up that high.

[jorum]

Also, look at http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=60145.0

That's the kind of thing, although a more dynamic pose - one hand raising the tankard high, the other directing the dong-o-death (or throttling a elf, whatever). And the stream of magma of course.

It's obviously an idea to good to die. A deep-seated expression of the jungian dwarf racial consciousness.

[Reverie]

A colossal adamantine dwarf statue that pees magma, cries water, defecates irritating nobles and elves AND is lived-in by a couple-hundred dwarves.  Gentledwarves, we have truly designed the master dwarven construction that cannot be surpassed except by adding more magma.  I may weep.

Fixed for you.

I stand corrected and humbled.  Oh and you make it cry water because that adds to the dwarven challenge - pumping water AND magma up that high.

Or, the dwarf could vomit water incessantly, due to its vain adjustment from the effects of cave adaptation...

[Girlinhat]

Once we get custom fluids, then it could drink booze, pouring the booze into the dining hall in a glorious booze-fall.  It then gets poured out, draining through the phallus and into the noble's quarters which are built into a perfect rendition of a wooden sword of an elf.  Because that's what nobles get, wooden sword house and second-hand piss booze.

Anyone know a program that could render a 3D object into a series of blocks?  That would make sculpting entirely easier.

[Elisebambi]

I'm saying that hyoomans say "you are what you eat", well, dwarves "are what they live in" its all a status thing.  OBVS.

[zehive]

it disturbs me that this dwarf will be above ground, for some reason.

[Reverie]

it disturbs me that this dwarf will be above ground, for some reason.

How so?

EDIT: On second thought, forget I asked...

[Elisebambi]

it disturbs me that this dwarf will be above ground, for some reason.

How so?

EDIT: On second thought, forget I asked...

I just screamed a little bit when I realized that scarlet is missing from your name + I am listening to UN Owen was her.

Oh,
and,
I just learned about to-ho like, three days ago.


I

came.

[zehive]

it disturbs me that this dwarf will be above ground, for some reason.

How so?

EDIT: On second thought, forget I asked...

i will forget you asked. and you should too. in the terms of StarkRavingMad, shallow dwelling skygazers.. pah!

[Musashi]

Water? It should cry booze.

[xmakina]

it disturbs me that this dwarf will be above ground, for some reason.

That would be because you accidentally forgot to build the cave around this most glorious edifice.

And to clarify; dwarves do not weep. Not even manly tears. They throw a tantrum and break tables.

A weeping Elf makes much more sense.