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[Taricus]

TO THE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE thread!

[Darvi]

Kill them all.
One.

By.

One.

EXTERMINATE!

[KineseN]

As I push aside the "batwing" doors to Sad Saloon I see several personas sitting around, boasting about who is the saddest sap for today. That is until I step in.
"I'M SAD BECAUSE I'VE HEARD SOMEONE HERE WAS BEHIND THE TOADNAPPING OF TOADY! WHO WAS IT?!"
Cue mexican standoff. Captain America style.

OOC: He, she. Who cares? This is the Internet. Some gender ambiguity is always present here. Male by the way.

[TherosPherae]

Find Bdthemag and ask to not be left out of the next turn in his RtD.

[Bdthemag]

Find Bdthemag and ask to not be left out of the next turn in his RtD.

How the hell did that happen? I could have sworn I wrote down your turn just like everyone else, regardless i'll edit in your turn in a bit.

[Draignean]

Disguise myself as a lecherous forum goer and head to the sad thread, moan about how it makes me said that there isn't a good brothel thread, even now that the toad has disappeared.

(If there is a good brothel thread that sprung up after the Toad went missing then screw the mission, I'm going there to do some "under cover" investigating.)

[TherosPherae]

Find Bdthemag and ask to not be left out of the next turn in his RtD.

How the hell did that happen? I could have sworn I wrote down your turn just like everyone else, regardless i'll edit in your turn in a bit.

It was the forum gremlins.

[Gatleos]

"Farewell, gentletrolls, I'm off to spread consternation and perpetuate discourse elsewhere," he announced, slipping out through the tall entranceway of the canteen. As he made his exit, he plucked a tattered top hat from the head of a sleeping drunkard and affixed it to his cranium.

Once I'm out of sight, lick that delicious beer foam off my face.

[Bdthemag]

Okay Thero's I (Finally) fixed your turn, after you input your new action i'll write the new turn/

[TherosPherae]

Loot the spambot corpse, then off to the WTF thread to see what shenanigans are going on there.

[Bdthemag]

Turn 4- Mexican Standoff.

Taricus

TO THE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE thread!

[2] You walk towards the rage thread, but to your shock you realize it's been closed! None of the actual admin's would ever do this, something odd is going on here...

Darvi

Kill them all.
One.

By.

One.

EXTERMINATE!

[6+1=7!] You activate your lightsaber and spring into action! You jump over the crowd and land behind them, you then start slashing through the crowd until all are dead or extremely wounded. How the fuck did you just do that?!?

KineseN

As I push aside the "batwing" doors to Sad Saloon I see several personas sitting around, boasting about who is the saddest sap for today. That is until I step in.
"I'M SAD BECAUSE I'VE HEARD SOMEONE HERE WAS BEHIND THE TOADNAPPING OF TOADY! WHO WAS IT?!"
Cue mexican standoff. Captain America style.

OOC: He, she. Who cares? This is the Internet. Some gender ambiguity is always present here. Male by the way.

[5] You spot the troll leader, and engage in a mexican standoff.] He glares at you, and the crowd run's to get to cover, the troll's hand moves towards his gun slowly. You suddenly find an old western revolver at your hip, and you hand also moves towards it. Someone finally yell's "JUST SHOOT SOMEONE ALREADY!", and the troll quickly grabs his pistol and shoots at you! [4+1=5] You narrowly dodge the bullet, rolling out of the way. [2] You fire off a few shots in his direction but they all miss. You duck behind a table for cover as the troll leader's gang arrive's in the thread, they begin to shoot up the place. (After listening to the Good the Bad and the Ugly theme I had to write something like this.)

Draignean

Disguise myself as a lecherous forum goer and head to the sad thread, moan about how it makes me said that there isn't a good brothel thread, even now that the toad has disappeared.

[4] You put together a decent disguise, composed of a meme avatar mask and walk inside the happy thread. You notice a gang of troll's shooting up the place, and KineseN taking cover behind a table. One of the troll's looks at you and tosses you a gun and yell's "Get shooting!".

Gatleos

"Farewell, gentletrolls, I'm off to spread consternation and perpetuate discourse elsewhere," he announced, slipping out through the tall entranceway of the canteen. As he made his exit, he plucked a tattered top hat from the head of a sleeping drunkard and affixed it to his cranium.

Once I'm out of sight, lick that delicious beer foam off my face.

[5] After saying that you quickly run out of the thread, licking the delicious beer foam off of your face. You hear loud gunshots coming some thread nearby...

TherosPherae

Loot the spambot corpse, then off to the WTF thread to see what shenanigans are going on there.

[1] You walk over to the spambot to loot it's body, but instead of finding anything you hear a loud ticking noise. Oh shit its a bomb! [3] You are blown back, but luckily your chest broke your fall. You then head off to the WTF thread, and upon entering see a bunch of...well thing's that would make you go WTF?!?!?

Characters

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Name: Darvi
Description: Awesome dude with an awesome headband, beware his deadly puns!
Abilities: Improbability | Failed a Spot Check | The Penguin Mafia |
Inventory: Lightsaber of All-Slaying, Awesome Headband

Name: Draignean
Description: A cunning master of roleplaying, beware his deadly story making skills!
Abilities: Roleplaying| Realistic Nature | Serious Roleplayer|
Inventory: Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses], Roleplaying Kit , Troll Revolver

Name: Taricus
Description: A follower of the way of the Dice, beware his deadly luck!
Abilities: Lucky | Too Lucky. | Lucky luck luck luck |
Inventory: Holographic Power Armor , Six-Sided Dice

Name: Gatleos
Description: A legendary figure in the world of RTD's, beware his deadly GM'ing!
Abilities: Leadership| Meta Meta Meta| Abilities from RTD Past |
Inventory: Familiar Cigar , Communication Screen

Name: KineseN
Description: A mysterious unkown figure, beware his/her's deadly coding!
Abilities: Tower Defence | Unkown| Forum Lurker
Inventory: Pocket Fortress , Smoke Bombs , Revolver

Name: TherosPherae
Description: A forum goer who is seen almost everywhere, beware his deadly Saxophone!
Abilities: Get's Around.| Confusing Image | Saxphone Power!
Inventory: Magical Saxophone , Paper Wings

[Aklyon]

Bd, you have almost everything below the peril glasses using its description.

[Bdthemag]

Bd, you have almost everything below the peril glasses using its description.

Im telling you its the terrorists!

[noah22223]

Draig! Say something like "Okay!" And shoot the man who gave you the gun in the head!

[Taricus]

Investigate lack of RAGE thread.