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[Bdthemag]

((Its the waiting list.))

[KaguroDraven]

((I know that, but if everything else has a place on the forum I'm assumeing the location of the asylem, waiting list, is the Happy Thread))

[Bdthemag]

((Hm, sure why not. I totally forgot about the happy thread until now ))

[Draignean]

Item: Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent Draignean from seeing anything that might alarm him.

Action: Seeing as this could be a dangerous mission Draignean silently worked to create a self defense weapon while the others talked. Gathering in a set of blue letters he constructs a Tvtropes link bomb, when deployed it should stun everyone in the immediate radius while they read the clever and sarcastic comments of their peers.

[Gatleos]

Head to one of the politics-related threads, find some shady-looking posters and start interrogating.

I'll take my cigar from Roll To Heist back, thank you. Only this version of it will remain eternally lit through internet magic, and hopefully give me some kind of persuasion bonus.

[KineseN]

Look for one of the hotter (read: trolling) topics right now, "Toad's - B - Gone" and see what they are saying about the situation.

Item: Pocket-Fortress, for the times when you need a temporary defensive shelter. _{^{Warning: The Defence for All Inc. does not infact make Pocket-Fortress' for the use as a sheler, but only as a shield. Use at your own risk.}}

[Darvi]

Equip my lightsaber, activate this script, and go into the latest bot or trolling thread from before the toad's disappearence. There might be a clue.

Wait, my sword has bot-slaying enchanted on it right?

It has all-slaying enchanted on it, natch. It's what it does. Slay all. Duh. The high energy output from the-

Spare me the technical crap, I know that this thing goes through anything like a flamethrower through frozen margarine. Now. Time to grind meself some exp.

[mcclay]

Shouldn't Sean be the council member for the RTD Section, just sayin'.

[ExKirby]

Or me. (Oogles at Roller's Block thread) Seriously, though, Sean is W(A^n, where n>∞)Y mor qualified than me. I'm like second in command.

Also into the wait list with me. Anyone for a(n) (a)rousing game of Hunk Rump: The Gathering?

[Darvi]

If I can be my precognitive gipsy, yeah, why not.

[Bdthemag]

Turn 1- Troll Bomb!

Taricus

Head to FG&RP!

[AUTO-FAIL] You start to head towards FG&RP, but then you realize you have a job to do!

TehrosPherae

Go to General Discussion and start asking questions.

Item: Saxophone. Guess who missed that line of text in the first read-through?

[2] You walk into General Discussion and start looking around. You immediately spot a thread named "SOCIETY PROBLEMS" and walk inside. As you enter the thread you only see one person, something isn't right here...

Draignean

Item: Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent Draignean from seeing anything that might alarm him.

Action: Seeing as this could be a dangerous mission Draignean silently worked to create a self defense weapon while the others talked. Gathering in a set of blue letters he constructs a Tvtropes link bomb, when deployed it should stun everyone in the immediate radius while they read the clever and sarcastic comments of their peers.

[3] You begin work on a TvTropes Bomb, but after a short amount of tinkering you realize you'll need an actual link to Tvtropes. The only way to do that would be physically going to TvTropes, and you know thats impossible without getting stuck there for eternity.

Gatleos

Head to one of the politics-related threads, find some shady-looking posters and start interrogating.

I'll take my cigar from Roll To Heist back, thank you. Only this version of it will remain eternally lit through internet magic, and hopefully give me some kind of persuasion bonus.

[4] You walk into a thread named "Why Conservatives are awesome.", and immediately walk into what could be defined as total fucking chaos. People are punching eachother left and right, this usually doesn't happen often but now that Toady's gone theres practically no security.

KineseN

Look for one of the hotter (read: trolling) topics right now, "Toad's - B - Gone" and see what they are saying about the situation.

Item: Pocket-Fortress, for the times when you need a temporary defensive shelter. _{^{Warning: The Defence for All Inc. does not infact make Pocket-Fortress' for the use as a sheler, but only as a shield. Use at your own risk.}}

[5] You enter a thread named "Problem, Toady?" and spot only one person in it, looks like this was just recently created. He yell's out "LOL WE GOT U TOADY LOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOL.", you have the sudden urge to punch him.

Darvi

Equip my lightsaber, activate this script, and go into the latest bot or trolling thread from before the toad's disappearence. There might be a clue.

Wait, my sword has bot-slaying enchanted on it right?

It has all-slaying enchanted on it, natch. It's what it does. Slay all. Duh. The high energy output from the-

Spare me the technical crap, I know that this thing goes through anything like a flamethrower through frozen margarine. Now. Time to grind meself some exp.

[1] Holding your lightsaber you activate your scrip and enter a random thread, luckily for you nothing happens and it seems like a civilized conversation is going on. That is until someone rips off their shirt and reveals a Troll Bomb strapped to their chest, the bomber screams "FOR THE LULZ!" and it goes off. The next thing you see is everyone yelling at eachother. [4] During the confusion you notice a shady looking figure leaving the thread.


Characters

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Name: Darvi
Description: Awesome dude with an awesome headband, beware his deadly puns!
Abilities: Improbability | Failed a Spot Check | The Penguin Mafia |
Inventory: Lightsaber of All-Slaying, Awesome Headband

Name: Draignean
Description: A cunning master of roleplaying, beware his deadly story making skills!
Abilities: Roleplaying| Realistic Nature | Serious Roleplayer|
Inventory: Roleplaying Kit .

Name: Taricus
Description: A follower of the way of the Dice, beware his deadly luck!
Abilities: Lucky | Too Lucky. | Lucky luck luck luck |
Inventory: Holographic Power Armor , Six-Sided Dice

Name: Gatleos
Description: A legendary figure in the world of RTD's, beware his deadly GM'ing!
Abilities: Leadership| Meta Meta Meta| Abilities from RTD Past |
Inventory: Familiar Cigar , Communication Screen

Name: KineseN
Description: A mysterious unkown figure, beware his/her's deadly coding!
Abilities: Tower Defence | Unkown| Forum Lurker
Inventory: Pocket Fortress , Smoke Bombs

Name: TherosPherae
Description: A forum goer who is seen almost everywhere, beware his deadly Saxophone!
Abilities: Get's Around.| Confusing Image | Saxphone Power!
Inventory: Magical Saxophone , Paper Wings

[Darvi]

Heck ya, more glass-cannony goodness.

Ignore the shadowy figure. Derail the plot by posting about this in the RAAAAAAGEEEEE thread.

[TherosPherae]

Interrogate the one person, and keep an eye out for flamebait and TvTropes links.

[Darvi]

Interrogate the one person, and keep an eye out for flamebait and TvTropes links.

*ahem*

[TherosPherae]

Interrogate the one person, and keep an eye out for flamebait and TvTropes links.

*ahem*

DAMN YOU DARVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII